You know those telephone polls....??????

[OrangeEmpire]

Well, my wife is usually the one who does them because it asks for the lady of the house.

Well yesterday I finally got my shot!

Those things are silly......

Two questions really stuck out in my mind.....

1.) Do you believe Obama is the son of Zeus?

2.) If you were stranded on an Island alone with Obama would you have sex with him...??????

I am telling you that the first question creeped me out!

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[JZVOL]

Well what we really want to know is the answer to #2.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Well what we really want to know is the answer to #2.

A co-worker famously said, if you bend them over you can't tell the difference..........

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[MG1968]

jeez, who called, The Onion?

 

[MontereyVol]

well, if what you said is true then polls are completely ridiculous. I wonder why I never get called?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

You people don't honestly believe those two questions are real........

 

[vader]

*I* knew you were full of crap.

 

[joevol320]

i had a pollster call me and one of the questions where " Are you sympathetic to the NRA?" i thought it was the most stupid question that i've heard. i knew then the question was designed to give a certain outcome. i said i was very sympathetic to the NRA.

 

[Vol Mania 21]

You people don't honestly believe those two questions are real........

:lolabove:

 

[joevol320]

so Obama is not the son of zeus?

 

[BigPapaVol]

so Obama is not the son of zeus?

stop it. You know he's the son of Ali Baba. The 40 thieves will be played by his cabinet.

 

[MG1968]

well if he's not the son of Zeus, how is he able to perform all those miracles? How is he able to, as Michelle put it, save people's souls?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

well if he's not the son of Zeus, how is he able to perform all those miracles? How is he able to, as Michelle put it, save people's souls?

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