You might be a bama fan if...

[CountVolcula]

Your three sons are Paul, Bear, and Bryant

 

[volatil]

You have a closet full of UT gear just in case they get good again.

 

[rekinhavoc]

You think masturbation is a sin but doing your sister is ok.

 

[govols180]

the Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas you have in the tank

 

[titanvolsfan1]

Walk thru your house and the radio skips.

 

[fade route]

Your three daughters are Paul, Bear, and Bryant

Fixed

 

[CountVolcula]

Fixed

Perfect

 

[govols180]

you've been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws

 

[fade route]

If you're the one who designed the Obamacare website

 

[CountVolcula]

Your DNA has a broken rung

 

[Clemvolsince54]

if your Jack-O-Lantern has more teeth than you do.

:crazy::crazy:

 

[TNTechVol]

Incredibly funny! :lolabove:

 

[CountVolcula]

You and your wife met at the methadone clinic

 

[Obsessed]

You and your wife met at the methadone clinic

You are bringing it tonight count.


Lmao

 

[fade route]

If you're still trying to figure out what a roll of toilet paper on top of a box of Tide at games means.

 

[CountVolcula]

If the doctor refers you to the vet for further treatment

 

[OrangeBlood4life]

If you can't name the most recent former coach

 

[93TNVol]

if...your husband dies and leaves you everything, but you can't touch it until you turn 14.

 

[93TNVol]

If the doctor refers you to the vet for further treatment

And the vet refuses to treat you.

 

[fade route]

If you think "Ghonorrea" is a beautiful name for a girl.

 

[CountVolcula]

You don't have to wear a costume to trick or treat

 

[Insunseri]

You don't have to wear a costume to trick or treat

Must have been casual Friday.

 

[Jackcrevol]

hmmm...

 

[fade route]

You don't have to wear a costume to trick or treat

And you hand out cigarettes to trick or treaters

 

[93TNVol]

Your mother taught you to whistle so you could remember which end to wipe.