You might be a bama fan if...

[Insunseri]

And you hand out cigarettes to trick or treaters

And bobbing for used needles.

 

[TNTechVol]

your mother taught you to whistle so you could remember which end to wipe.

haha....funny

 

[CountVolcula]

Your house is on fire and the first thing you save is the unwashed pair of underwear you wore during the 2009 NC game

 

[93TNVol]

If you have to bring a bucket of manure to your wedding just to keep the flies off the bride.

 

[93TNVol]

You run out of candy on Halloween and start handing out coupons for a free ride on your sister.



That was terrible...I'm quitting.

 

[fade route]

You go to the zoo for visitation rights

 

[H2O Vol]

edit

 

[jlindsa4]

You live in the creek that you bathe in

 

[rekinhavoc]

Cooking turkey and meth is a Thanksgiving tradition.

 

[H2O Vol]

edit

 

[Tim Bob Cooter]

Your schools Cheerleader and a real Elephant differ in weight by 8100lbs and to make up the difference you have to force feed the Elephant.

True story:hi:

 

[CountVolcula]

Your front yard is mistaken for a junk yard

 

[rekinhavoc]

American Pickers passed you by because your house was too cluttered.

 

[H2O Vol]

edit

 

[volinbham]

SIAP

 

[rekinhavoc]

You think farting on the first date is perfectly acceptable. Women's lib and all .

 

[CountVolcula]

Your toothbrush signs up for unemployment

 

[MaTaLa]

you think drug rehab is a good place to meet chicks

 

[rekinhavoc]

You're on call for Jerry Springer during sweeps week.

 

[fade route]

Your toothbrush signs up for unemployment

And has to get in line behind the deodorant, soap, and utensils

 

[CountVolcula]

And has to get in line behind the deodorant, soap, and utensils

Set'em up and you knock'em out

Lol

 

[plowboy689]

Your mama keeps the flys off her watermelon by spreading her legs

 

[fade route]

A map of where the non sex offenders live is given out in neighborhoods

 

[JuggernaUT_VOL]

You go christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift

 

[kdbduffer]

your family tree is straight.