You might be a bama fan if...

[H2O Vol]

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[kdbduffer]

you sign your name Al A. Bama.

 

[fade route]

You voted for Obama, because hey...it almost rhymes with Bama.

 

[rekinhavoc]

You're pretty sure Phil Fulmer was on the grassy knoll.

 

[VOODOOVOL]

Moved to Somalia and joined al Qaeda.
Another true story.

 

[rekinhavoc]

You punctuate with "Roll Tide" no matter how inappropriate.

 

[rekinhavoc]

Your sister's boyfriend has ever grounded you.

 

[bullet20]

You have Waffle House cater your wedding reception .

 

[rekinhavoc]

You can verify with 100% certainty that your sister's carpet matches the drapes.

 

[rekinhavoc]

You hold women who aren't ashamed to fart out aloud in high esteem.

 

[SaintLouisVol]

You have to buy a new trailer because your first one is too full of SEC and NCAA champions souvenirs!!




Oh . . . wait . . . that's not funny! :nono:

 

[jtlhotspot]

You have to go to your local gas station just to get wifi

 

[volfan2024]

The Crimson White | Tradition of postgame cigars resonates with players

 

[Volsfan895]

Hit and Run again?

 

[GolfvolSC]

You get a vasectomy by having your best friend kick your sister in the jaw..😱

 

[93TNVol]

People know you are married because there is tobacco spit running down both sides of your red truck.

 

[tdvol]

If you call information to get the number for 911.


Sorry, that's old and I've had my sixth double
shot of bourbon. I work third shift, so this is my time
to unwind. I'll try to do better.

 

[VolNMO]

you call 911 because you're out of beer

 

[93TNVol]

You avoid family reunions because your exes can't get along.

 

[Tennman]

and one more:

If your jack-o-latern has more teeth than you, you might be a Bama fan

 

[HollowaytoSeivers]

You walk your child to school because you're both in the same grade.

 

[HollowaytoSeivers]

Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

 

[govols105]

you may be a bama fan if you talk highly of there program and say no one has a chance to beat them and bow down to saban, pick the vols to lose to them and want them to win a national championship. just saying they are good and leaving it at that and only that does not qualify you as a bama fan.

 

[Insunseri]

if you consider Nickelback high art.

 

[qb19]

You sue the school district because your child got paddled but wound up with a broken finger.