Your anti-bucket list list

[MG1968]

We all have a bucket list. Things we want to do or experience before we die. But, what are some things that, if you never get to do or experience, you'll still die happy?

a partial list of mine:

The Running of the Bulls - nope

Bungie jumping at the New River Gorge - or anywhere for that matter, nope

Ice road trucking - I've been a truck driver for 30 years, I don't have any desire to strap 40 tons to my ass and drive out on to a frozen lake.

 

[GreveHaller]

Noodling

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Wearing a Bama shirt

 

[UT_Dutchman]

Twerking

 

[ClearwaterVol]

Swab test for STDs

 

[kiddiedoc]

Getting poled on gameday

 

[MG1968]

Based on the responses so far, I should have posted this in the Endzone.

 

[joevol33]

Anything involving a freaking bear. As much as I enjoy the ocean, I have no desire to scuba dive.

 

[volinbham]

go to prison

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Eat a ghost pepper.

 

[joevol33]

go to prison

Ditto

 

[volinbham]

go to prison

Ditto

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sczun-f_Uiw[/youtube]

 

[Obsessed]

Drowning
Set on fire
Snake bitten

 

[VolStrom]

Drowning
Set on fire
Snake bitten

Drowning and burning to death are definitely at the top of "I don't want" list.

 

[hndog609]

Run a marathon. Just not interested.

Underwater caving. You gotta be crazy.

Eating crazy stuff just 'cause. I'll take your word for it ferret balls in emu blood is awesome.

 

[ruger1234]

Going north of Virginia.

 

[GAVol]

Skydiving

 

[joevol33]

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sczun-f_Uiw[/youtube]

Haha. "What hurts the most" had me rolling.

 

[joevol33]

Skydiving

I'll agree. No logical reason to jump from a perfectly good airplane.

 

[VolFaninFla]

Getting poled on gameday

Would you consider it on other days of the week?:shaking2:

 

[YankeeVol]

I'll agree. No logical reason to jump from a perfectly good airplane.

Sure there is, it's fun.

 

[VolFaninFla]

• Sky Diving-I do not like the feeling of falling
• Bungee Jumping-See above
• Smoke a cigar-I cannot stand the smell
• Go to prison-I've seen too many movies
• Get a tattoo-Do not like needles and it would be too painful to remove
• Be trapped in a fire-people will choose to jump from a building than burn to death
• Drown-Must be sheer terror
• Be stuck on an elevator with Dr.Phil-Pompous ass
  Eat Haggis-Main ingredients: Sheep's heart, liver and lungs, and stomach (or sausage casing); onion, oatmeal, suet, spices

 

[golfballs]

Go to Disneyland

 

[YankeeVol]

Travel to/thru Alabama

 

[kiddiedoc]

I think I count 8 of the above I've already knocked out.