Your BCS team as a Drug.

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Hilarious.

Best line:

OHIO STATE: Weed. Wildly popular. Gets smoked by SEC football players in bowls.
 
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FLORIDA STATE: Ecstasy. Big in the 90s. Usually ended up with you in some sort of native costume. Comedown is horrible.



MINNESOTA: Fetanyl lollipops. First you get numb. Then your teeth fall out. Then you die.
 
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TENNESSEE: Ketamine. Creates a trapped, hole-like experience for the user. Label on vial says "For use on subhuman primates only."
 
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OREGON STATE: Secobarbital. Reliable, and prone to periodic impaired motor function. The mellow pro's sedative.

Sounds about right.
 
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haha I guessed methadone for kentucky before even clicking.
 
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INDIANA: Cyanide. Well, maybe it's not a recreational drug for you, but you're not an Indiana football fan.


TCU: Cane Toad. Because there is a horned frog in front of you, and it's walking on its hind legs and smiling.






BOISE: PCP. Because even other drugs are like, "I ain't goin' near that ****."
 
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AJeray4TN said:
TENNESSEE: Ketamine. Creates a trapped, hole-like experience for the user. Label on vial says "For use on subhuman primates only."
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Maybe I just have a persecution complex....but I sense a little more hate in the Tennessee one than others.
 
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ARIZONA STATE: Meth enema. Moving fast and ****ting itself all at the same time.

MIAMI: Cocaine, but not really because it's just baby powder you just bought for $350 from a guy named "Serge." ****.
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Hands-down the best ones.
 
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SMU: Cocaine cut with meth. You'll be likely to steal a Firebird from semi-literate farm boys and stuff the trunk with five dead hookers. Can put you on the fast track to the death penalty in Texas.
 
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milohimself said:
SMU: Cocaine cut with meth. You'll be likely to steal a Firebird from semi-literate farm boys and stuff the trunk with five dead hookers. Can put you on the fast track to the death penalty in Texas.
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lol. did i miss this one?
 
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The head of EDSBS graduated from UF. That's why there may be a little more hate.

OSU's and Arizona State's are unbeatable.
 
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I thought the Boise one was one of the best because it worked on more than one level


...the ones straight from the fans seemed a bit meh though
 
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