Things you will never do as a fan?

[MurphyVol]

I won't marry my sister

 

[photovol]

I will never stand up in Neyland. People pay alot of money for their tickets and if they want to sit down for the duration of the game, who am I to inconvenience their viewing experience?

Horse manure, you shouldn't go if you expect others to stay seated at a football game

 

[photovol]

I won't marry my sister

good one.....yes honey, your mom's probably your aunt

 

[UNAVol89]

I will not pull for another SEC team unless they're playing Alabama or Florida

 

[agVOL90]

Why not, are you a negavol?

No but the line must be drawn somewhere...

 

[kcvols1]

I never wear jeans on game days. Blue is for Gators and Mildcats.

I also never drink bourbon on game days. Dirty, dirty border trash pisswater.

 

[kcvols1]

I will never shake the hand of Jimmy Cheek.
Or take a drink after him.
Neither of these has anything to do with job performance.

The venom for Cheek continues to mystify me.

 

[YankeeVol]

I never wear jeans on game days. Blue is for Gators and Mildcats.

I also never drink bourbon on game days. Dirty, dirty border trash pisswater.

Not all jeans are blue

 

[UTblood4life]

I will never wear jorts.

 

[VolFaninFla]

This n never forgive the fans that said losing that game wasn't a reason to fire fools that Monday. .lol

I will NEVER forgive Dooley for the Missouri loss.

 

[Other_Guy]

I will never stand just to piss off the fans behind me(unless they are not VOL fans).

I will never want Florida or Bama to win(unless it helps the VOLS).

I will never be happy for a VOL loss(never).

I will never understand why it takes a hype song to get loud on 3rd down(anytime the VOLS are on defense).

I will never prefer to watch the game on TV, when I can make it to the game(never).

I will never want to sit in the white section when we checker Neyland(unless the seats are an upgrade).

I will never worry about Vandy or Kentucky and it have anything to do with their team (that goes for most of the SEC and the rest of the programs we play).

I will never understand a person born, raised, and living in TENNESSEE, with no real ties to instate or out of state schools, not being a VOL fan.

GO VOLS! WIN em ALL!

I live in Bama. Orange you glad I'm a Vol tho?

 

[Other_Guy]

I will NEVER forgive Dooley for the Missouri loss.

Don't you mean UK?

 

[Catbone]

Never pull for Alabama, Florida, or Georgia in regular season out of conference games or bowl games.

My man.

 

[RTVFL89]

Pull for another SEC East team to win. Or any other SEC team to win in a championship game. I NEVER thought that I would pull for Ohio State, but I sure did in the Sugar Bowl.

 

[FLVOL_79]

get one of these:

 

[swamprat#10]

Never go to a game sober.

Never sit down the whole game.

Being confined to a wheelchair, I would like for someone to explain, seriously I would like to know, how standing makes the game more enjoyable.

 

[Other_Guy]

Being confined to a wheelchair, I would like for someone to explain, seriously I would like to know, how standing makes the game more enjoyable.

Whoa...

 

[Volfreak1964]

I will never take being in the top 25 for granted ever again!

 

[jarnol32]

I will never stand up in Neyland. People pay alot of money for their tickets and if they want to sit down for the duration of the game, who am I to inconvenience their viewing experience?

Have you ever been to neyland, and if so did you enjoy looking at the back of the person in front of you?

 

[vols 30]

I will never take being in the top 25 for granted ever again!

This. I'll never complain about "just" getting 8/9 wins again too.

 

[Iam4utalways]

Being confined to a wheelchair, I would like for someone to explain, seriously I would like to know, how standing makes the game more enjoyable.

Really sorry to hear that, so many things, so any people take for granted.....thanks for being a fan and bringing up such a serious question. I've sat in many different parts of the stadium, when a play is going on, standing actually allows me to see just a little bit more of the action(false sense of I can see better when standing),and often times I get nervous or anxious about plays and the out come of games and find it hard to sit still. At times I will catch myself sitting watching TV(jumbotron) at the game. There are times I will stand and stomp my feet to make more noise, and I feel I can get a deeper breath to yell louder and longer while standing, which I get great satisfaction from being real loud for real long during the games. Some times I will start dancing a little jig, when good things are happening to the VOLS. Often times my back will start to ache if I sit too long, I've yet to find a seat at any stadium in the SEC(not been inside of A&M yet) to be more comfortable than my couch in my living room in my house(the terrace is awesome), but my house can only cram about 30 or so people in it and then nobody is comfortable.
GO VOLS! WIN em ALL!

 

[ptcarter]

Never use the pronouns Ze or Xym.

Unless you are referring to the bama cheerleaders or Lane Kiffin. :birgits_giggle:

 

[oldfartvol]

So you totally decided not to read the second half of my comment? Doing it at the appropriate time is the point. Never standing is your choice but don't get all uptight when someone does stand on big plays.
I have yet to be at a game where someone infront of me stood on every play. Minus the old man who was visiting his son and needed to stand every few minutes due to the metal seats wearing him down. Perhaps I should have told him how rude he was.

I did read the second (and reasonable) portion of your post. It was simply overwhelmed by the arrogance and disrespect you showed in the first part of your comments. Boss. eace2:

 

[oldfartvol]

Unlike bandwagon Bama fans, I will never pull all but one of my teeth just to fit in with the crowd.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

I will never share what I'm eating for dinner on Facebook

But will you share it in the "What did you have for dinner" thread on Volnation?