Official Jon Gruden Thread XLV

[90 Vol]

Ok, I had resigned myself to the notion that this whole booster civil war was BS.
Now I'm beginning to wonder if:
1. The UTAD and boosters are incompetent at a level that is beyond description.
2. This is being played out right before our eyes and currently both sides are willing to burn it to the ground in order to win this thing.

 

[Rizzo924]

Finally some words from LWS on VQ

“Andy is right. While waiting can Currie. Name Fulmer orf Blackburn interim andd restart after FSU.

Jmo”

22 LWSVOL, 7 minutes ago

FSU? FL State?

 

[zydane47]

I have decided to accept the offer to be the Head coach of the University of Tennessee. I have never coached anything above pee wee football but will surround myself with the greatest football minds around, Vol Twitter and Vol Nation.

Send your plays to me and let's make it happen.

Well I can offer my services as OC, I did run the Full House Pistol set as my main set in NCAA Football 14, and not to toot my own horn here, but I did have two 1,000 yard rushers for four years straight.

 

[Smokey X]

Big Jim isn't doing anything- he has dementia. Jimmy is doing it all.... and he's having mental health issues.

I can see that...must be tough on a guy having not one but two teams who have zero wins...and on top of that, facing the possibility of meeting the real Bubba in a striped jumpsuit...maybe if he is nice they will let him where an orange one...maybe some of the creative types can photo-shop an image of that...

 

[photovol]

We'll get what we'll settle for.

Vols are down for the count, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6,5,.......

I'm not so sure they will get up:cray:

 

[superdave1984]

I say we go after that guy that announces the football games, i think its the games on Monday night. I cant remember his name. Maybe Ron Gooden? I mean where else do we have to turn. I know this is a crazy idea that no ones mentioned. But hey, just an idea.

Ron Mexico?

 

[VolDaddy87]

I have decided to accept the offer to be the Head coach of the University of Tennessee. I have never coached anything above pee wee football but will surround myself with the greatest football minds around, Vol Twitter and Vol Nation.

Send your plays to me and let's make it happen.

First play:
Spider punch Currie in the throat Banana

 

[Grand Vol]

UT should have just hired a search firm David Blackburn...

fify

 

[Switch 625]

Our AD is Wile E. Coyote.

 

[Wild @s a Mink]

Hahaha

 

[VolNJapan]

UT should have just hired a search firm...

Mr Currie is Mr Haslam's search firm.

 

[G8rh8r]

Dave Doeren is interviewing now. So no, we didn't dodge a bullet of that happens.

We are officially dragging on the bottom of the barrel. This is far beyond embarrassing.

 

[Air_Force_Vol27]

FSU? FL State?

Maybe it means f**ked sh*t up

 

[BJWeeks]

Time to name Atlanta Vol Head coach
Beaver OC
Freak DC

 

[Beals]

What if UT is "interviewing" all these guys to up everyone's salaries? That way when you pay huge $$$$ on your white whale it won't look so bad. Plus, when they do hire the next coach, you know who I'm talking about, ticket prices will have to go up slightly to help pay for renovations, coaches, etc... It's really a brilliant plan. Also that way it won't look like we are paying a lot for the coach in the long run, it will be close to on par with other schools, but we have to pay the extra for the celebrity name.

 

[Grand Vol]

We'll get what we'll settle for.

I was willing to "settle" for Gundy.

But good grief, how much longer before people act and stop this madness?

 

[UT PaulVol]

Mr Currie is Mr Haslam's search firm.

This is why they, originally, didn’t...

 

[Rizzo924]

Maybe it means f**ked sh*t up

Well... makes more sense to me than Fl St!

 

[VolDaddy87]

We are officially dragging on the bottom of the barrel. This is far beyond embarrassing.

Hoke probably even turned us down....

 

[superdave1984]

What if UT is "interviewing" all these guys to up everyone's salaries? That way when you pay huge $$$$ on your white whale it won't look so bad. Plus, when they do hire the next coach, you know who I'm talking about, ticket prices will have to go up slightly to help pay for renovations, coaches, etc... It's really a brilliant plan. Also that way it won't look like we are paying a lot for the coach in the long run, it will be close to on par with other schools, but we have to pay the extra for the celebrity name.

Problem with that is what if one of them says yes?

 

[BearCat204]

What if UT is "interviewing" all these guys to up everyone's salaries? That way when you pay huge $$$$ on your white whale it won't look so bad. Plus, when they do hire the next coach, you know who I'm talking about, ticket prices will have to go up slightly to help pay for renovations, coaches, etc... It's really a brilliant plan. Also that way it won't look like we are paying a lot for the coach in the long run, it will be close to on par with other schools, but we have to pay the extra for the celebrity name.

I think paying too much for a great coach pales in comparison to the absolute ****ery that is going on right now.

 

[nirwin]

Hoke probably even turned us down....

I would if I were him. A guy who's been the head coach at Michigan probably shouldn't say yes to an offer to be a year-long interim coach. If he's the head coach next year, he'll have a multi-year contract and won't be the interim.

 

[superdave1984]

All of this is so surreal that if we weren't living it, we wouldn't believe it.

 

[Geronimo]

I think we all misunderstood. The $380 million renovations to Neyland were not for upgrades. It was to tear it down and push it into the river. We will use the large, empty dirt expanse left behind to play games. Bring a blanket, chair and some sunscreen and enjoy.

 

[SHOWOFF]

Problem with that is what if one of them says yes?

Delay them and don't give them a contract. Just interviewing them.