Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[McDad]

Hope everyone is doing okay today.

Welcome to my world.

Your world kinda sux, tbh.

 

[hog88]

@hog88 Breezy was right to be excited about my area.
Toronado hit by i65 and Hwy412 (bear creek pike).

How close is that to McRib?

 

[hog88]

Your world kinda sux, tbh.

Yep, he can keep it.

 

[McDad]

How close is that to McRib?

45 minutes.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Big storm here last night too, but no tornados or serious sized hail like they had a lil southwest of us here. They were giving tornado warnings and golf ball sized hail for the Grainger and Hamblen County areas. I’ve seen some tree limbs down and some mild flooding here, but all in all we came out pretty unscathed.

 

[Weezer]

Nice reply, Jimmy.

Are you attempting to talk to my jimmy?

 

[Weezer]

Saw this in another thread and thought of @hog88 .

 

[McDad]

Saw this in another thread and thought of @hog88 .

This is video of hog signalling to Mrs. Hog he's ready for her to come scrub his back with the loofah.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

This is video of hog signalling to Mrs. Hog he's ready for her to come scrub his back with the loofah.

Hogs pool water must be warmer than mine, I haven’t even opened yet.

 

[Grand Vol]

Your world kinda sux, tbh.

Think about SSC. She's been here he whole life.

 

[McDad]

Think about SSC. She's been here he whole life.

Bless her heart.

Well at least the summers are really nice with moderate temps and low humidity.

 

[hog88]

Think about SSC. She's been here he whole life.

She’s been there waiting for her Prince Charming to come whisk her away.

 

[Grand Vol]

She’s been there waiting for her Prince Charming to come whisk her away.

Good thing I stuck around in OK after the .mil.

 

[hog88]

Good thing I stuck around in OK after the .mil.

I was thinking you need to be on the lookout.

 

[Weezer]

She’s been there waiting for her Prince Charming to come whisk her away.

Instead, she got Prince Charmin.

 

[Grand Vol]

Instead, she got Prince Charmin.

Like you'd settle for less on your tender tushy.

 

[Weezer]

Like you'd settle for less on your tender tushy.

So you admit you're thinking of my tender tushy?

@McDad is gonna be jealous.

 

[McDad]

So you admit you're thinking of my tender tushy?

@McDad is gonna be jealous.

I'm just disappointed you neanderthals still use paper to clean up.

 

[hog88]

I'm just disappointed you neanderthals still use paper to clean up.

I use 3 seashells.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

@McDad hang tight, news is saying there is a large tornado in your area. Stay safe.

An F5 couldn't lift that dumper off the ground.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

@McDad

I don't pay attention. Do you live in Spring Hill?

 

[McDad]

@McDad

I don't pay attention. Do you live in Spring Hill?

West of Columbia.

 

[Weezer]

I'm just disappointed you neanderthals still use paper to clean up.

Not everyone enjoys having water (or other things) shot up their butt like you do.

 

[hog88]

Not everyone enjoys having water (or other things) shot up their butt like you do.

So you have had other things shot up your butt to know you don’t enjoy it?

 

[McDad]

Not everyone enjoys having water (or other things) shot up their butt like you do.

Once you go bidet, you'll say hooray.