Official Jon Gruden thread XL

[sona]

apparently Gruden really, really wants to coach a QB who steals crablegs and rapes and gropes women?

I can't imagine any coach wanting to lay it on the line for Winston. Dude ain't all there.

 

['Boro-vol]

It sure stopped the fighting and brought people back together!

Grand Vol....the VN Uniter.

 

[BearCat204]

Damn Coasty

 

[Squints]

Doesn’t require as much effort on the recruiting front? Just a guess...

That's a defeatist attitude, or you're entirely underestimating our brand. We can compete for recruits with anyone in the country. If Doofus Dooloser and Lyle Jones can do it, imagine what Gruden (or top name) could do.

 

[BogeyVol]

I'm not saying that the house thing is real -- because, who knows.

But, it could be under someone else's name.

My house isn't in my name.

That's because Ibracadabra would look weird on the deed...

 

[zidanefan]

I’ve given up on keeping up.

 

[Grand Vol]

It sure stopped the fighting and brought people back together!

And I have yet to get any pre-screening previews...

 

[BearCat204]

It sure stopped the fighting and brought people back together!

Did someone say boobs

 

[Grand Vol]

Grand Vol....the VN Uniter.

Thank Faceless. She came up with the boobs idea.

 

[indeedpwns]

I’ll say this one more time....


Unless the stories of the bad boys of Gainsville were completely untrue and fabricated to the point of nearly losing everything (family standpoint) Mullen will not be at a major program again. It wasn’t his choice to be at State and it won’t be his choice on where he goes.

Maybe I'm being slow... But can you explain that a little better? Why wasn't his choice?

 

[VolNExile]

Tree Hugging Hippie!!


.

Betcher azz! :thumbsup:

 

[jtipto10]

I'm going to try something. It may blow up. I will try to fix it.

the exponential rise in # of posts on the high end is quite incredible

 

[ASamWitch]

If i was paranoid or paid attention , I would swear it’s like people lurk in this thread for the purpose of sending out negative info anytime something positive is posted 🤔

It also works the other way as well.....

 

[VolInNorthCack]

It sure stopped the fighting and brought people back together!

So did the burgers!

 

[smokymtnjoe]

You'll never find Peyton Manning's name in the Hamilton County GIS database. I'll assume it would be the same for Jon Gruden in Knox County?

You can find his name on the properties they own in Jefferson County. Depending on how backed up the tax assessors office is it could take weeks to update. If I was Currie I would visit the assessor and ask if they could slide the Gruden card name to the bottom of the pile.

 

[mrmax86]

mrmax....what the heck?

I think I fixed it.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

If this happens I’m having a custom orange Lord Helmet costume made

I'm thinking scotch and buckets of Corona at Hooter's. Then we meet the negaGrudes behind the Waffle House.

 

[NorthBamaVol]

Adding to what VOLnSFD was pointing at.... Do you people think it is coincident that when Gruden train gets rolling after a good Grumor, that some poster with a November join date out of nowhere throws a log across our tracks to try to slow the train down.

Starting to see a pattern here.

 

[Orangeblood98']

W...T....F.... is this?

Looks like how many times each respective posted in the Gruden thread. I’m honored to be in this list at 100

Edit: now 101

 

[Dudleys87]

1) The Gruden
2) John Harbaugh
3) Peterson
4) Patterson
5) Frost
6) Bring Lane Home

There is no way Lane is coming or Tennessee is home. That’s an insult to not only to the university but the state as well.

Gruden
Patterson
Peterson

 

[ZTXVOL]

Yes I was glad to see this post. I’m pretty certain I know the booster but didn’t want to say bc I’m not 100%. If you’d like we can exchange emails and you can tell me if I’m right or not?

You're looking for user "volkayaker" he's the author I am nominating for "Best Post of Gruden Threads XXX-39." Or the worst, depending on what happens in the end. Haha

I just quoted his post from 39 right at the end that went partially unnoticed, and brought it in here.

 

[LakeMaryFLVol]

Dude please delete

 

[NAILS]

I wonder why Chip Kelly is willing to listen to Florida, UCLA, and A&M, but not us.

Two theories I've heard:

1. Boosters don't like his attitude
2. We already have our coach.

 

[sona]

probably Knox. if i had to guess.

Knox is a surfer now. If we still had Mountain Ocean, we might have a chance...

 

[LAVol1]

grude afternoon, grudenites!!

The queen is present and accounted for..

Soon

:devilsmoke: