The Paul Bain Thread (merged)

[Volunteer_Kirby]

Paul Bain met Rod Wilks once. No one has heard from Wilks since.

 

[dduncan4163]

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[all_volz]

He will likely be recruited over. We already have Hurd, Kamara and the guy from Michigan. They will surely see playing time before him.

I am also sure that we sign a running back each recruiting class. So, he will likely go further and further down the depth chart each season.

Hurd he ran a 4..19 /40 yard dash

 

[samanderson]

He will likely be recruited over. We already have Hurd, Kamara and the guy from Michigan. They will surely see playing time before him.

I am also sure that we sign a running back each recruiting class. So, he will likely go further and further down the depth chart each season.

Are there other ill effects stemming from your time at Notre Dame, Rudy?

 

[Biopsyman]

Future spy

 

[RiseToTheTop]

cobb county kid. i wonder how he played in that area and didnt get much attention? Maybe he didnt camp at all? He was def productive as a prep player.

 

[joevol33]

I heard he is mean. Its said he holds baby ducks underwater, legend is he is tougher than a 2 dollar steak.

I heard he taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.

 

[TnTech_Vol]

This guy?

 

[RTVFL89]

Jesus can walk on water. Paul Bain can swim on land.

 

[Volunteer_Kirby]

cobb county kid. i wonder how he played in that area and didnt get much attention? Maybe he didnt camp at all? He was def productive as a prep player.

They tried to get his film out to other schools, but it was confiscated by the police before it could get circulated. Bain was tried with multiple accounts of involuntary manslaughter (on the football field) but the charges were dropped because no one would dare testify against him.

 

[gobraves101035]

I don't think he has to sit out a year for transferring from tusculum

 

[Plano Vol]

maybe he has to sit a year just to calm down

 

[VeryBest]

I don't think he has to sit out a year for transferring from tusculum

You usually do when you go up a Division level. I think someone quoted Jancek as saying he will sit.

 

[TennesseeRhett]

A two sport athlete, Bain once took batting practice with the Angels, resulting in scores of deaths after a foul ball:

 

[MustafaRasta]

He will likely be recruited over. We already have Hurd, Kamara and the guy from Michigan. They will surely see playing time before him.

I am also sure that we sign a running back each recruiting class. So, he will likely go further and further down the depth chart each season.

I don't see what you did there.


Also Paul Bain has a blue OX named Babe.

Wait that Was Paul Bunyan.

 

[dduncan4163]

A two sport athlete, Bain once took batting practice with the Angels, resulting in scores of deaths after a foul ball:

He once hit a Home Run on a Bunt.

 

[dduncan4163]

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[dduncan4163]

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[UNAVol89]

Bain?

 

[Roustabout]

When the most interesting man in the world day dreams, he pretends to be Paul Bain.

 

[MT LeConte]

Paul Bain: Every woman loves him, every man want's to be him.

 

[Steelcurtain]

Paul Bain can clog the toilet with urine.
Paul Bain's genes aren't a double helix, they are barbed wire.
Paul Bain can slam a revolving door.
Paul Bain isn't God, but he does beat him in football.
Paul Bain just pissed your pants.
Paul Bain once lit a fart in the Sahara Forest.

 

[landscapingvol]

Butch had no choice but to remove his stripe he probably urinated himself when he met him

 

[VolinNooga14]

Paul Bain can clog the toilet with urine.
Paul Bain's genes aren't a double helix, they are barbed wire.
Paul Bain can slam a revolving door.
Paul Bain isn't God, but he does but him in football.
Paul Bain just pissed your pants.
Paul Bain once lit a fart in the Sahara Forest.

Classic

 

[VolinNooga14]

I heard he donates blood with a .357 and a bucket.