"In my mind"...in my heart...in my skin...every hair on my head...cell in my body...Bama sucks!
Their state sucks. Their colors suck. Their elephant sucks. Their football team sucks. Their basketball teams sucks. Their baseball/softball team sucks. Their debate team sucks. Their tic-tac-toe team sucks. Their coaches suck. Their players suck. Their managers, ball boys/girls, water boys/girls suck. Their locker rooms and chalkboards suck. Their fans suck. Their tooth sucks. The shape of their state sucks. Their A in Alabama sucks...the 'labama sucks, too. Their air sucks. Their water sucks. Their suck sucks.
Just to get started.
In my mind.