Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[Glitch]

kitten killer iyam

So a few weeks ago, one of my daughters had the flu but was on the tail end of it. My wife had started feeling bad so we figured she had caught it. My daughter came into our bathroom to ask a question and started feeling light headed. My wife caught her as she was beginning to faint and got her lowered onto the toilet in the WC. As she was doing that though, she was frantically saying her name trying to keep her conscious and alert. The demon that possesses our cat decided to take that moment to lose her ever loving mind and began attacking my wife and daughter's legs. My wife started screaming and tried to push the cat out of the room and the cat tore into her hand and left three good deep gashes in her palm. So she got the cat out of the room and got the door shut and started screaming for me. When I got back there, the cat was sitting calmly. When my wife told me the cat had attacked them I reached down to pick her up and she made like she wanted to attack me too. So using my handy dandy crocs I pushed her into the closet and shut her in there. Then I got my wife and daughter out of the WC. It looked like a murder scene. There was blood all of the floor, walls, them.... It was awful. Anyway....got my daughter laid down on the bed, elevated her feet, ice pack, and some water. My youngest sat with her while I attended to my wife's wounds on her hands and legs. When we finally let the cat out of the closet, she acted like nothing had happened and hasn't done anything like that since. We do keep an eye on her all the time now though. We cannot understand what possibly caused her to do that. It was a truly crazy morning.

So yeah...

 

[DD4ME]

Our guards are our not so secret weapon.

 

[DD4ME]

So a few weeks ago, one of my daughters had the flu but was on the tail end of it. My wife had started feeling bad so we figured she had caught it. My daughter came into our bathroom to ask a question and started feeling light headed. My wife caught her as she was beginning to faint and got her lowered onto the toilet in the WC. As she was doing that though, she was frantically saying her name trying to keep her conscious and alert. The demon that possesses our cat decided to take that moment to lose her ever loving mind and began attacking my wife and daughter's legs. My wife started screaming and tried to push the cat out of the room and the cat tore into her hand and left three good deep gashes in her palm. So she got the cat out of the room and got the door shut and started screaming for me. When I got back there, the cat was sitting calmly. When my wife told me the cat had attacked them I reached down to pick her up and she made like she wanted to attack me too. So using my handy dandy crocs I pushed her into the closet and shut her in there. Then I got my wife and daughter out of the WC. It looked like a murder scene. There was blood all of the floor, walls, them.... It was awful. Anyway....got my daughter laid down on the bed, elevated her feet, ice pack, and some water. My youngest sat with her while I attended to my wife's wounds on her hands and legs. When we finally let the cat out of the closet, she acted like nothing had happened and hasn't done anything like that since. We do keep an eye on her all the time now though. We cannot understand what possibly caused her to do that. It was a truly crazy morning.

So yeah...

Prayers man. Sorry that happened.

 

[Adam Sandler]

So a few weeks ago, one of my daughters had the flu but was on the tail end of it. My wife had started feeling bad so we figured she had caught it. My daughter came into our bathroom to ask a question and started feeling light headed. My wife caught her as she was beginning to faint and got her lowered onto the toilet in the WC. As she was doing that though, she was frantically saying her name trying to keep her conscious and alert. The demon that possesses our cat decided to take that moment to lose her ever loving mind and began attacking my wife and daughter's legs. My wife started screaming and tried to push the cat out of the room and the cat tore into her hand and left three good deep gashes in her palm. So she got the cat out of the room and got the door shut and started screaming for me. When I got back there, the cat was sitting calmly. When my wife told me the cat had attacked them I reached down to pick her up and she made like she wanted to attack me too. So using my handy dandy crocs I pushed her into the closet and shut her in there. Then I got my wife and daughter out of the WC. It looked like a murder scene. There was blood all of the floor, walls, them.... It was awful. Anyway....got my daughter laid down on the bed, elevated her feet, ice pack, and some water. My youngest sat with her while I attended to my wife's wounds on her hands and legs. When we finally let the cat out of the closet, she acted like nothing had happened and hasn't done anything like that since. We do keep an eye on her all the time now though. We cannot understand what possibly caused her to do that. It was a truly crazy morning.

So yeah...

Cats can’t be trusted. Evil. Natural born killers. It probably sensed weakness and couldn’t help but attack. You know that look they get in their eyes. It’s like the predator inside them takes over.

 

[CABVOL]

Got my tickets for tomorrow night. Crowd was definitely quiet-ish last night. A lot of UK fans there rooting against us. lol. I’ll bring my A game tomorrow! GBO!

 

[Brillovol]

So a few weeks ago, one of my daughters had the flu but was on the tail end of it. My wife had started feeling bad so we figured she had caught it. My daughter came into our bathroom to ask a question and started feeling light headed. My wife caught her as she was beginning to faint and got her lowered onto the toilet in the WC. As she was doing that though, she was frantically saying her name trying to keep her conscious and alert. The demon that possesses our cat decided to take that moment to lose her ever loving mind and began attacking my wife and daughter's legs. My wife started screaming and tried to push the cat out of the room and the cat tore into her hand and left three good deep gashes in her palm. So she got the cat out of the room and got the door shut and started screaming for me. When I got back there, the cat was sitting calmly. When my wife told me the cat had attacked them I reached down to pick her up and she made like she wanted to attack me too. So using my handy dandy crocs I pushed her into the closet and shut her in there. Then I got my wife and daughter out of the WC. It looked like a murder scene. There was blood all of the floor, walls, them.... It was awful. Anyway....got my daughter laid down on the bed, elevated her feet, ice pack, and some water. My youngest sat with her while I attended to my wife's wounds on her hands and legs. When we finally let the cat out of the closet, she acted like nothing had happened and hasn't done anything like that since. We do keep an eye on her all the time now though. We cannot understand what possibly caused her to do that. It was a truly crazy morning.

So yeah...

Glitch’s kitty:

 

[Glitch]

Prayers man. Sorry that happened.

They are all better and healed up. It was crazy. Thanks for the prayers.

 

[Orange.]

UCLA may be a tougher out than Utah State. But I think the matchup is more fun.

It can't be bigger than this tournament game. The present game is the biggest game.

This will be the second time Tennessee has ever met UCLA on the men's hardwood. The Vols fell to the Bruins 103-89 in Atlanta on Jan. 30, 1977.

---
But for football fans who have enjoyed our history of 15 big-time intersectional games with the Bruins it may be even juicier.

The Vols hold a 7-6-2 edge over UCLA football. It all started with beating #1, Rose Bowl bound, and Heisman-trophy-winner led UCLA in 1965. I was hoping we could play and destroy UCLA for the national championship iin 1998, but UCLA pulled a last minute choke job, so we beat FSU.

 

[Glitch]

Glitch’s kitty:

View attachment 729234

Mrs. Glitch took her to get her claws trimmed yesterday and left her carrier out after they got home. The cat hung out in the carrier all day like..."Take me away again, peasants!"

 

[Enki_Amenra]

So a few weeks ago, one of my daughters had the flu but was on the tail end of it. My wife had started feeling bad so we figured she had caught it. My daughter came into our bathroom to ask a question and started feeling light headed. My wife caught her as she was beginning to faint and got her lowered onto the toilet in the WC. As she was doing that though, she was frantically saying her name trying to keep her conscious and alert. The demon that possesses our cat decided to take that moment to lose her ever loving mind and began attacking my wife and daughter's legs. My wife started screaming and tried to push the cat out of the room and the cat tore into her hand and left three good deep gashes in her palm. So she got the cat out of the room and got the door shut and started screaming for me. When I got back there, the cat was sitting calmly. When my wife told me the cat had attacked them I reached down to pick her up and she made like she wanted to attack me too. So using my handy dandy crocs I pushed her into the closet and shut her in there. Then I got my wife and daughter out of the WC. It looked like a murder scene. There was blood all of the floor, walls, them.... It was awful. Anyway....got my daughter laid down on the bed, elevated her feet, ice pack, and some water. My youngest sat with her while I attended to my wife's wounds on her hands and legs. When we finally let the cat out of the closet, she acted like nothing had happened and hasn't done anything like that since. We do keep an eye on her all the time now though. We cannot understand what possibly caused her to do that. It was a truly crazy morning.

So yeah...

 

[screenthis]

So a few weeks ago, one of my daughters had the flu but was on the tail end of it. My wife had started feeling bad so we figured she had caught it. My daughter came into our bathroom to ask a question and started feeling light headed. My wife caught her as she was beginning to faint and got her lowered onto the toilet in the WC. As she was doing that though, she was frantically saying her name trying to keep her conscious and alert. The demon that possesses our cat decided to take that moment to lose her ever loving mind and began attacking my wife and daughter's legs. My wife started screaming and tried to push the cat out of the room and the cat tore into her hand and left three good deep gashes in her palm. So she got the cat out of the room and got the door shut and started screaming for me. When I got back there, the cat was sitting calmly. When my wife told me the cat had attacked them I reached down to pick her up and she made like she wanted to attack me too. So using my handy dandy crocs I pushed her into the closet and shut her in there. Then I got my wife and daughter out of the WC. It looked like a murder scene. There was blood all of the floor, walls, them.... It was awful. Anyway....got my daughter laid down on the bed, elevated her feet, ice pack, and some water. My youngest sat with her while I attended to my wife's wounds on her hands and legs. When we finally let the cat out of the closet, she acted like nothing had happened and hasn't done anything like that since. We do keep an eye on her all the time now though. We cannot understand what possibly caused her to do that. It was a truly crazy morning.

So yeah...

OH, cats can always 'go off' at a moments notice. I've had several incidents (blood dripping down face). Now..'Then I got my wife and daughter out of the WC. '...WC? Water Closet? Do we use that term around here?

 

[Brillovol]

They are all better and healed up. It was crazy. Thanks for the prayers.

Sursly tho, that sounds like a nightmare. My dog bit our youngest daughter in the face as we were getting ready for school/work several years ago. It’s awful and chaotic.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

 

[Orange.]

1965

 

[Glitch]

OH, cats can always 'go off' at a moments notice. I've had several incidents (blood dripping down face). Now..'Then I got my wife and daughter out of the WC. '...WC? Water Closet? Do we use that term around here?

Well, it is a family site so Sh***er didn't seem appropriate. lol

 

[Glitch]

Sursly tho, that sounds like a nightmare. My dog bit our youngest daughter in the face as we were getting ready for school/work several years ago. It’s awful and chaotic.

It is easy to forget that they are actually just animals and have instincts. Most of the time those instincts stay tamped down, but every now and then they bubble up and can have awful results. Sometimes the results are beyond awful.

 

[Glitch]

 

[SoilVol]

Prediction: The ex-Michigan staffer caught hacking into thousands of student athletes' computers for intimate photos and videos was probably originally hired to hack into opponents' computers for playbooks and team communications regarding game plans. Then figured out he could get more...

 

[Adam Sandler]

OH, cats can always 'go off' at a moments notice. I've had several incidents (blood dripping down face). Now..'Then I got my wife and daughter out of the WC. '...WC? Water Closet? Do we use that term around here?

Maybe Glitch is:
- British
- in architecture/construction
- born 150 years ago
- a cotton-headed ninnymuggins

 

[SugarCC]

So a few weeks ago, one of my daughters had the flu but was on the tail end of it. My wife had started feeling bad so we figured she had caught it. My daughter came into our bathroom to ask a question and started feeling light headed. My wife caught her as she was beginning to faint and got her lowered onto the toilet in the WC. As she was doing that though, she was frantically saying her name trying to keep her conscious and alert. The demon that possesses our cat decided to take that moment to lose her ever loving mind and began attacking my wife and daughter's legs. My wife started screaming and tried to push the cat out of the room and the cat tore into her hand and left three good deep gashes in her palm. So she got the cat out of the room and got the door shut and started screaming for me. When I got back there, the cat was sitting calmly. When my wife told me the cat had attacked them I reached down to pick her up and she made like she wanted to attack me too. So using my handy dandy crocs I pushed her into the closet and shut her in there. Then I got my wife and daughter out of the WC. It looked like a murder scene. There was blood all of the floor, walls, them.... It was awful. Anyway....got my daughter laid down on the bed, elevated her feet, ice pack, and some water. My youngest sat with her while I attended to my wife's wounds on her hands and legs. When we finally let the cat out of the closet, she acted like nothing had happened and hasn't done anything like that since. We do keep an eye on her all the time now though. We cannot understand what possibly caused her to do that. It was a truly crazy morning.

So yeah...

 

[SergeantVol]

So a few weeks ago, one of my daughters had the flu but was on the tail end of it. My wife had started feeling bad so we figured she had caught it. My daughter came into our bathroom to ask a question and started feeling light headed. My wife caught her as she was beginning to faint and got her lowered onto the toilet in the WC. As she was doing that though, she was frantically saying her name trying to keep her conscious and alert. The demon that possesses our cat decided to take that moment to lose her ever loving mind and began attacking my wife and daughter's legs. My wife started screaming and tried to push the cat out of the room and the cat tore into her hand and left three good deep gashes in her palm. So she got the cat out of the room and got the door shut and started screaming for me. When I got back there, the cat was sitting calmly. When my wife told me the cat had attacked them I reached down to pick her up and she made like she wanted to attack me too. So using my handy dandy crocs I pushed her into the closet and shut her in there. Then I got my wife and daughter out of the WC. It looked like a murder scene. There was blood all of the floor, walls, them.... It was awful. Anyway....got my daughter laid down on the bed, elevated her feet, ice pack, and some water. My youngest sat with her while I attended to my wife's wounds on her hands and legs. When we finally let the cat out of the closet, she acted like nothing had happened and hasn't done anything like that since. We do keep an eye on her all the time now though. We cannot understand what possibly caused her to do that. It was a truly crazy morning.

So yeah...

TL;DR

 

[SergeantVol]

Well, it is a family site so Sh***er didn't seem appropriate. lol

I feel like this is a Billy Madison he called the s**t, poo kinda situation.

 

[SergeantVol]

View attachment 729237
1965

Bite to the junk!

 

[SergeantVol]

OH, cats can always 'go off' at a moments notice. I've had several incidents (blood dripping down face). Now..'Then I got my wife and daughter out of the WC. '...WC? Water Closet? Do we use that term around here?

You have to assert dominance with cats and attack them when they least expect it. Scratch them before they scratch you.

 

[peaygolf]

Prediction: The ex-Michigan staffer caught hacking into thousands of student athletes' computers for intimate photos and videos was probably originally hired to hack into opponents' computers for playbooks and team communications regarding game plans. Then figured out he could get more...