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Did you hear about the tennis tournament that was canceled for noise violation? Too much racket!!!

Yessir. One anthill was Tennessee and the other was vandy 🤠 I have not seen that happen before…sorry.

Yes! Hit the drunk with a baseball or better yet one of those new torpedo bats. Drunks get quiet quickly after that. 😎

Oooorrrr else they pay you $76,000,000 to get fired. Fire me the day after you hire me!

That’s the ticket! Tossing out a drunk there is a serious business. 😡

Crocs or gators will only attack when it’s a 100% that the attack will be successful.

Pay a little more for tickets and don’t get the drunks…

Real Genius

They won the series 2 games to 1. A sweep is winning all three games. Just an FYI.

Them Orange britches!!! 🤠

The CEO of IKEA was just named Prime Minister of Sweden. The first thing he’ll do? Assemble his cabinet.

I want the winner of Duke/Houston to win the championship. Whichever team can beat the winner of florida/auburn is who I am rooting for. Don’t care who wins as long as they are not in the SEC. 😈😡