Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[mr.checkerboards]

@UTSuave’

Wrong if true

 

[Jackcrevol]

Completely useless tangent.

"Crocodile" comes from the Ancient Greek krokódilos "lizard." Used in the phrase ho krokódilos tou potamoú: the lizard of the [Nile] river." Similarly hippopotamus: the hippo (horse) potamou

 

[Orange.]

Gators fans, on the other hand, are a crockodildoes.

 

[peaygolf]

I used to drink my wife's breast milk. I swear to you guys that stuff is good for you. The colostrum from it really helped with joint pain. Plus it was good with protein shakes. I would drink about a gallon every two weeks.

 

[SergeantVol]

@Weezer has bigfoot in him. . .

TWHS

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Drive by…

 

[Jackcrevol]

I will say this about home games.
I went to the UK game last year, I'm fairly small for a guy. I had to stand sideways when it was time to stand because there was no room for me and the guy next to me to stand shoulder to shoulder, when we sat my knees were in someone's back and my back had someone's knees in them. I think the seats got smaller during the renovations.

I wont go unless its club level.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Drive by…
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Toonces????

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Thinking maybe a skybox...

That’s the ticket!
Tossing out a drunk there is a serious business.

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

No pressure at Mississippi having a great season gets Beard a big fat raise and extension. Texas A&M it's get results or else(see Jumbo Fisher) .

Oooorrrr else they pay you $76,000,000 to get fired. Fire me the day after you hire me!

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

baseball

Yes! Hit the drunk with a baseball or better yet one of those new torpedo bats.
Drunks get quiet quickly after that.

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Maybe the wifey's kayak and the other two behind me saved me by making us a crowd. I just know that when that nasty critter submerged I feared that he was going to come up under my kayak and try to flip me. All due haste clearing the area, my friend.

Btw, Doc, you member that time you said if you shovel a heaping scoop of ants and anthill on to a different anthill they armies will kill each other? I tried it the other day. One ant hill has expanded. The other has no survivors.

Yessir. One anthill was Tennessee and the other was vandy

I have not seen that happen before…sorry.

 

[BigSteve09]

 

[mr.checkerboards]

I wont go unless its club level.

Must be nice to be rich

 

[Jackcrevol]

Must be nice to be rich

im not. only way I could afford those is if my friends sister and husband invited.

baseball.

 

[drvenner]

A man loses three fingers in a work accident.

At the hospital he asks the doctor,
"Will I be able to drive with this hand?"

The doctor replies, "Maybe. But I wouldn't count on it."

 

[drvenner]

Just signed a top 5 class.

Sure, they got busted down a rank or two. But thinking that Barnes snapped a finger and made them irrelevant is ignorant to fact that Pope is bringing in talent (arguably better than we are).

Barnes is either here or not. Love having this staff but they arent elite recruiters. Top 5 teams are proof that it matters.

Sigh

 

[MarcoVol]

Just signed a top 5 class.

Sure, they got busted down a rank or two. But thinking that Barnes snapped a finger and made them irrelevant is ignorant to fact that Pope is bringing in talent (arguably better than we are).

Barnes is either here or not. Love having this staff but they arent elite recruiters. Top 5 teams are proof that it matters.

Besides Duke I don’t think any of the other Final Four teams recruited in the top 5 in the previous 5 cycles

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Did you hear about the tennis tournament that was canceled for noise violation?








Too much racket!!!

 

[drvenner]

The CEO of IKEA was just named Prime Minister of Sweden. The first thing he’ll do?








Assemble his cabinet.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Can you guys remember not that long ago when we started guys like Will McBride and Brian Mauer? We all got so hyped about Mauer because of that one touchdown pass vs uga. Dark days.

Now we have what appears to be potentially an embarrassment of riches at QB. Like, guys are gonna transfer not because they play like big booty butthole, but because they’re legit good but can’t play here because gooder guys are ahead of them.

If that doesn’t make you feel warm and fuzzy in your loins then you ain’t a real Vols fan.

I remember clearly and wanted to slam my head against a wall because of Pruitt’s decisions and what we had in the locker room. Us GALS agree.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I remember clearly and wanted to slam my head against a wall because of Pruitt’s decisions and what we had in the locker room. Us GALS agree.

Edit: before you or anyone take a look at my posts during that time. I supported Pruitt because I always am a sunshine pumper to my deferment. .

 

[Ace]

Was it posted yesterday?

Yes, but I saw it today

 

[VolsAgainstTheWorld15]

I saw on X that Rick Pitino is retiring. Not sure about reliability on poster.
Edit - I think it is fake

Rick Pitino I foresee being one of those guys who literally coaches until his health prevents him from being able to do so. He’s addicted to the game of basketball and competition.

 

[MrVolton]

Stephen King's Maximum Overdrive

Bonus question: Who did the soundtrack for the movie?

“Curtis! Are you dead?”