"He's announcing in 5 minutes!"
"No, in 10 minutes!"
"No, it's tomorrow! My source says so!"
"No, it's really in 5 minutes! My mom knows Jesse's mom!"
"Yes, it is tomorrow! ESPN has it on their ticker!"
"You're an idiot, it's going to be on date of the 3rd full moon in 2028."
"You're the idiot, he'd be like 36 years old then!"
"Chris Weinke was 36 when he played at FSU."
"Nuh uh. You're a retard."
"Don't call me a retard. Bama Sucks!"
"Jesse Scroggins has been reported to like beavers!"
"I'd like to announce that I am committing to the USC Trojans on twitter, the UT Vols on Myspace, and the Florida Gators on facebook."