13 MD WR Paul Harris (UT commit 7/17/12)

[Ace]

Didn't this guy change his name? Alphonso or something crazy? Lol.

You got something against Alphonso?

http://wikien3.appspot.com/wiki/Alphonso

 

[HalfullVol]

http://247sports.com/Player/Paul-Harris-10530?pi=10788

First and last name.

Weird circumstances surrounding this kid.

I guess Paul Harris is a WR name.

With the position switch to CB Alphonso Carter was a more appropriate name.

Either way he probably has bad hands.

 

[DeepPurpleFloyd]

http://247sports.com/Player/Paul-Harris-10530?pi=10788

First and last name.

Weird circumstances surrounding this kid.

He changed his name to Alphonso Alphonso?
Heard he was asking teammates to refer to him as Fonzi squared.

 

[James K Folks]

Surprisingly not the worst name change from DC in the class, "Teez" is an all-timer.

 

[KBVol]

Transferring from Louisville. I didn't know they moved him to corner back .

Kid has commitment issues. Can't even stick with the same name

Also, there's no possible way this kid can play corner, not the kid that we signed. No way.

 

[James K Folks]

Kid has commitment issues. Can't even stick with the same name

Also, there's no possible way this kid can't play corner, not the kid that we signed. No way.

I hope someone here can find the reason they switched him, it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life, I feel unsafe sharing it myself.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

I hope someone here can find the reason they switched him, it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life, I feel unsafe sharing it myself.

WTH does this mean? It's an anonymous message board..

 

[ajvol01]

WTH does this mean? It's an anonymous message board..

So your real name isn't Ulysses E McGill?!?!?

 

[James K Folks]

WTH does this mean? It's an anonymous message board..

Oy vey, I was joking about the absurdity of Louisvilles rationale. I don't believe any humans feel it's unsafe to share information with this rough crew.

Some VNers are wound tightly.

They changed his position because of the length of his hamstrings. Seriously.

 

[Ace]

Kid has commitment issues. Can't even stick with the same name

Also, there's no possible way this kid can't play corner, not the kid that we signed. No way.

He is committed to being non-committal.

 

[pharmDvol11]

Ok someone get out there and do some field work. We need the story on why he changed his name!

Thanks in advance!

 

[utkba2002]

Ok someone get out there and do some field work. We need the story on why he changed his name!

Thanks in advance!

Sab maybe got him a letter too?

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Oy vey, I was joking about the absurdity of Louisvilles rationale. I don't believe any humans feel it's unsafe to share information with this rough crew.

Some VNers are wound tightly.

They changed his position because of the length of his hamstrings. Seriously.

Oh...gotcha.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

So your real name isn't Ulysses E McGill?!?!?

Sure it is..wink wink..

 

[Volunteer forever]

I have a confession. My real name isn't Volunteer forever.

 

[Rishvol]

I have a confession. My real name isn't Volunteer forever.

 

[SergeantVol]

I have a confession. My real name isn't Volunteer forever.

Mine certainly is Sarge, well more like Seargeant. People stand at parade rest when they talk to me. Neat fact: My Brigade Commander calls me Tennessee. He saw me in my Vols hat in civis. He is a Texas Tech alum. I smack talk him about college football.

 

[Coleslaw]

Mine certainly is Sarge, well more like Seargeant. People stand at parade rest when they talk to me. Neat fact: My Brigade Commander calls me Tennessee. He saw me in my Vols hat in civis. He is a Texas Tech alum. I smack talk him about college football.

Strange, that doesn't sound like what I hear them call you. Hey Glitch or BB, remind me again what we're supposed to call sarge when he isn't around.

 

[3rdDegreeVol]

Strange, that doesn't sound like what I hear them call you. Hey Glitch or BB, remind me again what we're supposed to call sarge when he isn't around.

Not sure you can post that on here...

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Strange, that doesn't sound like what I hear them call you. Hey Glitch or BB, remind me again what we're supposed to call sarge when he isn't around.

Starts with an A ends with an E

 

[Coleslaw]

Starts with an A ends with an E

Aristotle? Doesn't sound quite right.

 

[drvenner]

Starts with an A ends with an E

Amicable?

 

[DeusExMachina]

Mine certainly is Sarge, well more like Seargeant. People stand at parade rest when they talk to me. Neat fact: My Brigade Commander calls me Tennessee. He saw me in my Vols hat in civis. He is a Texas Tech alum. I smack talk him about college football.

**Sergeant. Because I are one too.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Aristotle? Doesn't sound quite right.

Nah..it looks like this..A*****E

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Nah..it looks like this..A*****E

ArsePie?