LebanonVolunteer
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Enjoy, VolNation:
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frick him and his stupid-ass glasses. He looks like a dip ****e. I hope Robert Conyers puts Khalil McDicksInAss deeper into the turf than Michael Jordan after his hole-in-one in Space Jam. Then I hope he runs to the sideline, breaks Drew's idiot, faux-hipster glasses over his knee like Bo Jackson and lets out a Randy Savage "ooooh yeah."
I hope all this horse ****e helps Freeze lose his nice guy act State fans have been telling him he has going. He just goes off the wall ape****, sticking his head under Rebel IPA taps at the Library, snorting coke off Andy Kennedy's dome, and slaying every Theta in a five-square-mile radius. Hell, I hope he drives to Knoxville and fricks Butch's lesbian lover harder than she's ever been scissored before by her post-op tranny freakshow.
I don't care if we fire doresrules or not. That Chaz Bono lookalike better sign Willie Allen next year though or I'm going to throw a fricking fit. And lose some damn weight. If you want your linemen to play well, maybe you should go out and recruit well instead of just sucking down KFC double-downs with Justin Bell.
Now to conclude this rant, someone find me psk_vol, V&S, and Prof's addresses. I'm going to whoop psk's arse worse than his stepdad did after he didn't swallow growing up, then brand Rebals ***** into his sternum. Then I'm going to earfrick V&S's sisterwife, and finish on his Mark Martin bedspread. Finally, I'm going to drop off a fruit basket at Prof's house because despite both of our fanbases acting like jackasses in that thread, he has been quite nice.
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I can't for the fricking life of me grasp my head around the thought of recruiting for a school for so long and then go and flip at the last ******n minute... I mean seriously...
I hope we find a way to play them again next year just so Robert can break his fricking face while Marquis sacks their POS QB again and again and again
I seriously hope butch gets necrotic dick cancer
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i'm sure they might break their norm of 5-7 wins during his three years there....but seriously butch jones looks like a middle aged lesbian
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I pray to the old gods and the new... To Jesus, to Cthulu, to Ahuramazda, to Saturn, to fricking pickachu... That Richmond catches a rare condition to where he can only ****e after he showers...
PLEASE LET IT BE SO
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Credit to Tennessee for sneaking in a field goal in a 34-3 arse raping
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Drew Richmond
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#Processed
Okay, not to get all philosophical and all, but this feeling right now where you have a bunch of very angry people hurling vulgar and demeaning insults at you and each one feels like one more magic finger added to the greatest massage of your life? Wouldn't the internet be a wonderful place if all our butthurt was buttnirvana instead?
Just a few choice tidbits from the Grumpy Bears:
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frick him and his stupid-ass glasses. He looks like a dip ****e. I hope Robert Conyers puts Khalil McDicksInAss deeper into the turf than Michael Jordan after his hole-in-one in Space Jam. Then I hope he runs to the sideline, breaks Drew's idiot, faux-hipster glasses over his knee like Bo Jackson and lets out a Randy Savage "ooooh yeah."
I hope all this horse ****e helps Freeze lose his nice guy act State fans have been telling him he has going. He just goes off the wall ape****, sticking his head under Rebel IPA taps at the Library, snorting coke off Andy Kennedy's dome, and slaying every Theta in a five-square-mile radius. Hell, I hope he drives to Knoxville and fricks Butch's lesbian lover harder than she's ever been scissored before by her post-op tranny freakshow.
I don't care if we fire doresrules or not. That Chaz Bono lookalike better sign Willie Allen next year though or I'm going to throw a fricking fit. And lose some damn weight. If you want your linemen to play well, maybe you should go out and recruit well instead of just sucking down KFC double-downs with Justin Bell.
Now to conclude this rant, someone find me psk_vol, V&S, and Prof's addresses. I'm going to whoop psk's arse worse than his stepdad did after he didn't swallow growing up, then brand Rebals ***** into his sternum. Then I'm going to earfrick V&S's sisterwife, and finish on his Mark Martin bedspread. Finally, I'm going to drop off a fruit basket at Prof's house because despite both of our fanbases acting like jackasses in that thread, he has been quite nice.
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I can't for the fricking life of me grasp my head around the thought of recruiting for a school for so long and then go and flip at the last ******n minute... I mean seriously...
I hope we find a way to play them again next year just so Robert can break his fricking face while Marquis sacks their POS QB again and again and again
I seriously hope butch gets necrotic dick cancer
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i'm sure they might break their norm of 5-7 wins during his three years there....but seriously butch jones looks like a middle aged lesbian
quote:
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I pray to the old gods and the new... To Jesus, to Cthulu, to Ahuramazda, to Saturn, to fricking pickachu... That Richmond catches a rare condition to where he can only ****e after he showers...
PLEASE LET IT BE SO
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Credit to Tennessee for sneaking in a field goal in a 34-3 arse raping
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Drew Richmond
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#Processed
:lolabove:Just a few choice tidbits from the Grumpy Bears:
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frick him and his stupid-ass glasses. He looks like a dip ****e. I hope Robert Conyers puts Khalil McDicksInAss deeper into the turf than Michael Jordan after his hole-in-one in Space Jam. Then I hope he runs to the sideline, breaks Drew's idiot, faux-hipster glasses over his knee like Bo Jackson and lets out a Randy Savage "ooooh yeah."
I hope all this horse ****e helps Freeze lose his nice guy act State fans have been telling him he has going. He just goes off the wall ape****, sticking his head under Rebel IPA taps at the Library, snorting coke off Andy Kennedy's dome, and slaying every Theta in a five-square-mile radius. Hell, I hope he drives to Knoxville and fricks Butch's lesbian lover harder than she's ever been scissored before by her post-op tranny freakshow.
I don't care if we fire doresrules or not. That Chaz Bono lookalike better sign Willie Allen next year though or I'm going to throw a fricking fit. And lose some damn weight. If you want your linemen to play well, maybe you should go out and recruit well instead of just sucking down KFC double-downs with Justin Bell.
Now to conclude this rant, someone find me psk_vol, V&S, and Prof's addresses. I'm going to whoop psk's arse worse than his stepdad did after he didn't swallow growing up, then brand Rebals ***** into his sternum. Then I'm going to earfrick V&S's sisterwife, and finish on his Mark Martin bedspread. Finally, I'm going to drop off a fruit basket at Prof's house because despite both of our fanbases acting like jackasses in that thread, he has been quite nice.
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I can't for the fricking life of me grasp my head around the thought of recruiting for a school for so long and then go and flip at the last ******n minute... I mean seriously...
I hope we find a way to play them again next year just so Robert can break his fricking face while Marquis sacks their POS QB again and again and again
I seriously hope butch gets necrotic dick cancer
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i'm sure they might break their norm of 5-7 wins during his three years there....but seriously butch jones looks like a middle aged lesbian
quote:
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I pray to the old gods and the new... To Jesus, to Cthulu, to Ahuramazda, to Saturn, to fricking pickachu... That Richmond catches a rare condition to where he can only ****e after he showers...
PLEASE LET IT BE SO
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Credit to Tennessee for sneaking in a field goal in a 34-3 arse raping
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Drew Richmond
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#Processed
Okay, not to get all philosophical and all, but this feeling right now where you have a bunch of very angry people hurling vulgar and demeaning insults at you and each one feels like one more magic finger added to the greatest massage of your life? Wouldn't the internet be a wonderful place if all our butthurt was buttnirvana instead?
Just a few choice tidbits from the Grumpy Bears:
quote:
________________________________________
frick him and his stupid-ass glasses. He looks like a dip ****e. I hope Robert Conyers puts Khalil McDicksInAss deeper into the turf than Michael Jordan after his hole-in-one in Space Jam. Then I hope he runs to the sideline, breaks Drew's idiot, faux-hipster glasses over his knee like Bo Jackson and lets out a Randy Savage "ooooh yeah."
I hope all this horse ****e helps Freeze lose his nice guy act State fans have been telling him he has going. He just goes off the wall ape****, sticking his head under Rebel IPA taps at the Library, snorting coke off Andy Kennedy's dome, and slaying every Theta in a five-square-mile radius. Hell, I hope he drives to Knoxville and fricks Butch's lesbian lover harder than she's ever been scissored before by her post-op tranny freakshow.
I don't care if we fire doresrules or not. That Chaz Bono lookalike better sign Willie Allen next year though or I'm going to throw a fricking fit. And lose some damn weight. If you want your linemen to play well, maybe you should go out and recruit well instead of just sucking down KFC double-downs with Justin Bell.
Now to conclude this rant, someone find me psk_vol, V&S, and Prof's addresses. I'm going to whoop psk's arse worse than his stepdad did after he didn't swallow growing up, then brand Rebals ***** into his sternum. Then I'm going to earfrick V&S's sisterwife, and finish on his Mark Martin bedspread. Finally, I'm going to drop off a fruit basket at Prof's house because despite both of our fanbases acting like jackasses in that thread, he has been quite nice.
quote:
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I can't for the fricking life of me grasp my head around the thought of recruiting for a school for so long and then go and flip at the last ******n minute... I mean seriously...
I hope we find a way to play them again next year just so Robert can break his fricking face while Marquis sacks their POS QB again and again and again
I seriously hope butch gets necrotic dick cancer
quote:
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i'm sure they might break their norm of 5-7 wins during his three years there....but seriously butch jones looks like a middle aged lesbian
quote:
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I pray to the old gods and the new... To Jesus, to Cthulu, to Ahuramazda, to Saturn, to fricking pickachu... That Richmond catches a rare condition to where he can only ****e after he showers...
PLEASE LET IT BE SO
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Credit to Tennessee for sneaking in a field goal in a 34-3 arse raping
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Drew Richmond
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#Processed
Depth was the final thing we needed to be considered a contender again. We will have it come thursday morning. We are back Nation.Landing DR is just absolutely massive.
Even if he isn't ready to start this year, we will be replacing 3 starters on the OL in 2016 and he can step right in.
OL two-deep in 2016 will consist of: Blair, Jones, Thomas, Robertson, Kendrick, Richmond, Stewart, Boulware, Sanders, Hall, Wiesman, and Mosley (if he stays at OL).
That's some quality depth.