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lawgator1

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Political ad:

"I'm a Constitutional Originalist.

And I believe our Founding Fathers had it right.

We need to get back to their America.

1. No paved roads.

2. Rum used as an anesthetic.

3. Legalize slavery."



Leave it to a comedy show to capture the Tea Party in six sentences.
 
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this thread is so bad it should be moved to the Endzone. Sad thing is even they would laugh at it
 
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lawgator1 said:
Political ad:

"I'm a Constitutional Originalist.

And I believe our Founding Fathers had it right.

We need to get back to their America.

1. No paved roads.

2. Rum used as an anesthetic.

3. Legalize slavery."



Leave it to a comedy show to capture the Tea Party in six sentences.
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Your posts have single-handedly made me reconsider my stance on abortion.
 
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This thread is what happens when LG is at home alone and the chicken has already been choked.
 
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I really, really hope this was just something lobbed out to stir the pot a little.

And I actually have used rum as an anesthetic.
 
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lawgator1 said:
Political ad:

"I'm a Constitutional Originalist.

And I believe our Founding Fathers had it right.

We need to get back to their America.

1. No paved roads.

2. Rum used as an anesthetic.

3. Legalize slavery."



Leave it to a comedy show to capture the Tea Party in six sentences.
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I surely hope this an attempt at humor by both 30 Rock and then your using it for a thread. If you believe this is in fact the case than your open minded liberal stance is even more closed than the folks you are ridiculing. Funny how that works.
 
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T-TownVol said:
This thread is what happens when LG is at home alone and the chicken has already been choked.
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I just never see the point of simply grinding the same axe.......day after day. Inevitably, only to see someone wrest it from his twice-too-small hands (take it as you will) and wedge it down the front of his mullet, at which point he then goes into his best Black Knight impression, by saying its merely a flesh wound.

Even if he did make a thought-provoking point, though oppositional (I've not seen one since, well, ever) perhaps a rival's message board isn't the best or most effective way to convert the masses.

Honestly, if you feel so obsessively strong about these things:

1. Just run for office. Any office.
2. Espouse these same beliefs to the voters. You know, where it counts.
3. Plan on being in bed by 8:05pm on election night, as you'll have no desire to see even 2% of whatever precincts are reporting in your contest.
4. Wake up the next morning refreshed, knowing that you at least tried to give some outlet to your emotional woundedness and the passive-aggressive symptoms which it so routinely causes to occur - despite its calamitous outcome.
5. Re-examine your life.
6. Hire a mental health counselor, a spiritual guide, and most importantly, a blacksmith.
7. Return to relative (and I would assume, heavily medicated) normalcy.

The counselor and spiritual guide are those who can best help you to decipher those tragic (yet on some level, comical) choices and events which have not only so obviously served to gnarl your worldview and warp your political philosophies, but ostensibly, which now serves to only further fuel your fantastically (and nearly psychotic) misplaced sense of intellectual superiority. Naturally, this only further compels you to perpetually beg or bait others into entering some fantasy world of your own mad creation - which neither does nor can exist either within the bounds of reason, or outside of your own imagination - so that you may then attempt to "defeat" them / their position through the incessant use of a dual-pronged "strategy" comprised of equal parts semantical nonsense, non sequiturs, and little else.

So, what's the blacksmith for?

Think of s/he as a stop-gap safeguard measure to be employed throughout the interim of your journey back to relative normalcy (via the counselor and spiritual guide). Essentially, this person will be tasked with repeatedly smacking you in the mouth and ripping your ethernet cord from the wall whenever you attempt to post similiar nonsense here, or elsewhere.

Honestly, just give it some thought.
 
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utvolpj said:
you would camper

and my first thought would be to merge it with the "i love this site" thread....only to then delete this newly combined thread......and banish anyone who had espoused the virtue or worth of either, not only from this site, but from the internetz, as a whole
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fyp
 
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I think the point was to satirize those who just ran by emphasizing getting back to the "original values" by noting that their day to day lives weren't really all that great.

I could be wrong, though.
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hohenfelsvol said:
I surely hope this an attempt at humor by both 30 Rock and then your using it for a thread. If you believe this is in fact the case than your open minded liberal stance is even more closed than the folks you are ridiculing. Funny how that works.
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The "tolerance" claim that libs make is as ironic as the "morals" claim that social cons make.
 
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lawgator1 said:
I think the point was to satirize those who just ran by emphasizing getting back to the "original values" by noting that their day to day lives weren't really all that great.

I could be wrong, though.
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So LG, why do you think it is all these folks are wanting to get those values back I mean if these "new values" are so great, why are folks in a uproar? Just wondering your thoughts..
 
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lawgator1 said:
I think the point was to satirize those who just ran by emphasizing getting back to the "original values" by noting that their day to day lives weren't really all that great.

I could be wrong, though.
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Kinda like Obama and his supporters seeking to "fundamentally transform" America? Are their daily lives not really all that great?
 
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lawgator1 said:
I think the point was to satirize those who just ran by emphasizing getting back to the "original values" by noting that their day to day lives weren't really all that great.

I could be wrong, though.
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as usual
 
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lawgator1 said:
I think the point was to satirize those who just ran by emphasizing getting back to the "original values" by noting that their day to day lives weren't really all that great.

I could be wrong, though.
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droski said:
nbc showing bias. SHOCKING
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lawgator1 said:
I think the point was to satirize those who just ran by emphasizing getting back to the "original values" by noting that their day to day lives weren't really all that great.

I could be wrong, though.
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Who are you to judge someone's day to day life?
 
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myrobbins7 said:
So LG, why do you think it is all these folks are wanting to get those values back I mean if these "new values" are so great, why are folks in a uproar? Just wondering your thoughts..
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Because they have fallen hook line and sinker for the false notion that simpler means better.

See e.g. Sarah Palin. As simple as you can get.



volinbham said:
Kinda like Obama and his supporters seeking to "fundamentally transform" America? Are their daily lives not really all that great?
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We've had this discussion before. The face of the country is changing. The power base and the population are changing. The demographics are changing.

The old guard doesn't like that.



VOLinthaATL said:
Who are you to judge someone's day to day life?
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Exactly my point. Sarah Palin can keep her 1950's vision of America to herself, thankyou very much.
 
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droski said:
how are old values simple?
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exactly....it is a heck of a lot harder to live by the "old values" than it is to live by the "no real values...do what ever you want" attitude of the....how did LG put it...."power base"
freakn brilliant!
 
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