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#26
#26
Political ad:

"I'm a Constitutional Originalist.

And I believe our Founding Fathers had it right.

We need to get back to their America.

1. No paved roads.

2. Rum used as an anesthetic.

3. Legalize slavery."



Leave it to a comedy show to capture the Tea Party in six sentences.

the fact that you think the Tea Party wants slavery to return makes you a complete and utter dolt.
 
#27
#27
the fact that you think the Tea Party wants slavery to return makes you a complete and utter dolt.

The slavery one was over the top (for many, anyway).

The rum thing made me giggle.
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#28
#28
Olberman is wicked smart was one that made me laugh.
 
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#29
#29
The slavery one was over the top (for many, anyway).

The rum thing made me giggle.
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Lots of heavy-hitters in here, huh, LG? Please, keep talking.

And, as a quick aside, what grown man "giggles"?
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#30
#30
I just never see the point of simply grinding the same axe.......day after day. Inevitably, only to see someone wrest it from his twice-too-small hands (take it as you will) and wedge it down the front of his mullet, at which point he then goes into his best Black Knight impression, by saying its merely a flesh wound.

Even if he did make a thought-provoking point, though oppositional (I've not seen one since, well, ever) perhaps a rival's message board isn't the best or most effective way to convert the masses.

Honestly, if you feel so obsessively strong about these things:

1. Just run for office. Any office.
2. Espouse these same beliefs to the voters. You know, where it counts.
3. Plan on being in bed by 8:05pm on election night, as you'll have no desire to see even 2% of whatever precincts are reporting in your contest.
4. Wake up the next morning refreshed, knowing that you at least tried to give some outlet to your emotional woundedness and the passive-aggressive symptoms which it so routinely causes to occur - despite its calamitous outcome.
5. Re-examine your life.
6. Hire a mental health counselor, a spiritual guide, and most importantly, a blacksmith.
7. Return to relative (and I would assume, heavily medicated) normalcy.

The counselor and spiritual guide are those who can best help you to decipher those tragic (yet on some level, comical) choices and events which have not only so obviously served to gnarl your worldview and warp your political philosophies, but ostensibly, which now serves to only further fuel your fantastically (and nearly psychotic) misplaced sense of intellectual superiority. Naturally, this only further compels you to perpetually beg or bait others into entering some fantasy world of your own mad creation - which neither does nor can exist either within the bounds of reason, or outside of your own imagination - so that you may then attempt to "defeat" them / their position through the incessant use of a dual-pronged "strategy" comprised of equal parts semantical nonsense, non sequiturs, and little else.

So, what's the blacksmith for?

Think of s/he as a stop-gap safeguard measure to be employed throughout the interim of your journey back to relative normalcy (via the counselor and spiritual guide). Essentially, this person will be tasked with repeatedly smacking you in the mouth and ripping your ethernet cord from the wall whenever you attempt to post similiar nonsense here, or elsewhere.

Honestly, just give it some thought.

This is the greatest post ever.

If there were an award given out every year for the best message board posts, this is a contender coming in strong at the end of 2010.
 
#32
#32
Espousing the notion of no paved roads, we can get rid of cars as well.

I'm sure this would prove to help the climate.

The tea party might be on to something.
 
#33
#33
Espousing the notion of no paved roads, we can get rid of cars as well.

I'm sure this would prove to help the climate.

The tea party might be on to something.

You've delivered a fatal blow to the hidden agenda of the Tea Party, here.

Clearly, its for unpaved roads.

I don't live in a world in which my only choices are continuing to recklessly incur trillions of dollars of debt and having paved roads. Maybe you do.
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#37
#37
I got around to watching this last night.

My conclusion is that I'm fairly certain at this point if we gave LG a rorschach test every answer would be Tea Party or Sarah Palin.
 
#39
#39
I got around to watching this last night.

My conclusion is that I'm fairly certain at this point if we gave LG a rorschach test every answer would be Tea Party or Sarah Palin.


Ha!! Don't see how I could possibly refudiate that ....
 

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