'33 TN OL/DL/PF BabyVFL Jackson-Haynesworth

[Vols4us]

If it takes after it's mom...tight end.

More of a wide-out receiver, IMO.

 

[B-sideVol18]

Too tall for RB?

Ha. Haha. Hahahaha.

 

[gule]

With the way things usually go, the child will probably hate sports and want to sing opera.

or be like Magic Johnson's son, lol

 

[Fatman Photos]

How many stars?

No less than 6. ****** :rock:

 

[RoaminVol]

She going to be in so much pain giving birth to baby made by Albert Haynesworth.

 

[JackHVFL]

Are in-womb visits outlawed during the dead period? Asking for a friend...

 

[MockingVol]

Are in-womb visits outlawed during the dead period? Asking for a friend...

I don't believe there are any periods during pregnancy.

 

[RikidyBones]

I don't believe there are any periods during pregnancy.

Then arent they "dead"?

 

[MockingVol]

Then arent they "dead"?

That makes me think of miscarriages and that makes me feel uneasy

 

[RikidyBones]

That makes me think of miscarriages and that makes me feel uneasy

Fair enough. Didnt share that perspective but see the correlation.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Bump.

I'm going to bump this thread regularly until the kid signs with a school.

 

[highspeed]

How many stars?

Uuuuummmmm, like, all of them?

 

[BJWeeks]

Could be Casey Clausen kid just saying

 

[OrangeDog]

How soon until we know (or at least the VN posters can tell) whether or not the kid is FAST TWITCH?

 

[overseasorange2]

She going to be in so much pain giving birth to baby made by Albert Haynesworth.

Living with Albert, she is probably accustomed to it.

 

[Big Orange Jeff]

She going to be in so much pain giving birth to baby made by Albert Haynesworth.

Cesarean ftw IMO

 

[jason3713]

Hope his arms are long enough to play LT.

 

[OrangeDog]

We need the ultrasonographer to get the
Height:Weight Ratio.
Arm Length as a % of Height
Testicles vs. Ovaries
Shoe size
& a muscle biopsy to check for fast twitch fibers.

Depending on these results of course, I will say that it will be in the ESPN top 10 fetuses of 2015.

 

[jason3713]

We need the ultrasonographer to get the
Height:Weight Ratio.
Arm Length as a % of Height
Testicles vs. Ovaries
Shoe size
& a muscle biopsy to check for fast twitch fibers.

Depending on these results of course, I will say that it will be in the ESPN top 10 fetuses of 2015.

Top 10 on 247, ESPN hates us and the fetus would be outside the top 100.

 

[VolFan4Life10]

My question is how in God's name did Albert Haynesworth end up with Brittney Jackson and I don't mean it racist at all.

 

[DaddyChad]

My question is how in God's name did Albert Haynesworth end up with Brittney Jackson and I don't mean it racist at all.

I mean we could point to his delightful personality when he's not stomping people's faces or trying to beat them with a metal fence pole.

I think I'll go out on a limb and say he's rich.

 

[Big Orange Jeff]

My question is how in God's name did Albert Haynesworth end up with Brittney Jackson and I don't mean it racist at all.

My question is, why did it take this long?

 

[lincolncovol]

My question is how in God's name did Albert Haynesworth end up with Brittney Jackson and I don't mean it racist at all.

Should make for a tragic 30 for 30 someday .

 

[jason3713]

My question is how in God's name did Albert Haynesworth end up with Brittney Jackson and I don't mean it racist at all.

Might be that 100 million dollar contract he signed.

More money you have the better looking your wife or baby mama is. Fact!!!!

 

[Weezer]

You guys know recruit's parents read these threads right? We need to watch what we say so as to not upset Albert or Britney. We really, really don't want to upset these two. Not only might they steer their child to another school, we might get Freak seriously injured.



























In case I need to clarify, imagine that in blue font.