A Big Orange Genie Will Grant You Three Wishes...

#51
#51
1. Lifetime private row on the 50.. Just go ahead and slap my name on it and section it off

2. That CBJ performs well enough that he keeps the job until he decides to retire from football completely. Say a good 25-30 year run.

3. Due to other schools having trouble filling the stadium in the digital age, they all downsize amount of seats they have in favor of luxury boxes. Making Neyland the biggest stadium in the country. And Volnation never has a problem keeping it full :)
 
#52
#52
oregonvol said:
1. Anyone wearing Alabama gear who isn't from the state or attended the college immediately contracts a venereal disease.

2. perpetual undefeated seasons (don't care if it isn't recognized as a championship, as long as we beat everyone)

3. more wishes (you always wish for more wishes, right?)
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I like the way you think!
 
#54
#54
1). To actually be able to meet some of you face to face at a game to share a cold one and some funny VN stories.
2). To ridiculously overacheive this year and Butch win COY
3). Steal Bama's #1 recruit on national signing day during a live ESPN announcement press conference
 
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#56
#56
skasper06 said:
Just something fun to pass the time...

If a big Orange UT Genie could grant you three somewhat practical wishes...anything you want except for championships (Kinda like Angels in the Outfield), what would you ask for? Here are my three:

1: We beat Florida
2: All the linemen play extremely well (OL and DL)
3: Justin Worley has a great season
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Are these for this season or in perpetuity?

If just for this season:
1. Undefeated in the east
2. Top defense in the country
3. Our QB has an All-American type season

If in perpetuity:
1. Never lose to an rival again
2. Top recruiting class every season
3. I get free tickets for life to all UT sporting events
 
#57
#57
1. every time I reach into my pocket to pay,its always the correct amount...
2. sideline passes,luxury suites and 50 yd line seats for 8 for life...
3.Butch Jones and Donnie Tyndell become HOF coaches with 7+ NC's each...
 
#58
#58
1. Beat bama for life. 2. National championships every other year. 3. Lifetime season tickets.
 
#60
#60
1.) Infinite wishes
2.) Wish to change the rules
3.) National Championships forever
4.) Wish Peyton Manning was 30 again and could play QB for Vols every year and never age
5.) Same for the all-time best from UT at each position.
6.) Wish for a time machine
7.) Use said time machine to warn Hamilton about Kiffin
8.) Use time machine to demolish Pilot gas station Cumberland Ave location
9.) Wish for 2 more inches
9b.) Wish for 2 more inches again (the other one)
10.) Use time machine to go back and urge terrypedigo to stay in school

Love ya tp, just messin witcha!
 
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#61
#61
Dudleys87 said:
Three wishes....

1) infinite wishes
2) National championship
3) Heisman trophy
4) Espn, Rivals, 247, Scout coin this coming class as the best. Ever.
5) Gibson, Lewis, Mckenzie, Sweat, and Settle all commit on the same day
6) Saban breaks his head set
7) Muschamp breaks his nose
8) Spurrier throws his visor
9) Did I miss anything?
10) Billions of dollars for me
11) UT always wins, Bama and Florida always lose.
12) Neyland gets a 50,000 seat upgrade
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so........ you get BILLIONS of $$$$ and don't upgrade Neyland??? you are NOT a TRUE VOL FAN!!!
You best FIX your #12
 
#65
#65
1. An extra 2 inches
2. Kate Upton
3. Vols get all 5 star commits each class
 
#67
#67
1. Stadium filled with only Vol fans.
2. SEC championship every year leading us to NC
3. Butch, Donnie, and me at dinner at Calhouns.
 
#71
#71
Rudy123 said:
(1) Michigan has a real, truly, legitimate Heisman candidate ( a 2,000 yard rusher) but our field goal kicker wins the Heisman trophy that year because people don't like the Michigan players father.

(2) For the next 25 seasons, we beat Alabama on the very last play of the game, either by a kick, a defensive stop or a miracle offensive play at the end " See Marquez North's one hand catch"

Bama beat us Peyton's freshman season on the last play of the game. "I want revenge"

Bama beat us in 1993 on the last play of the game with a David Palmer 2 point conversion.

Bama beat us in 2010 with a block of Lincoln's game winning field goal. "I want revenge"

(3) Florida keeps Muschamp as their coach until he is 60 years old and he remains a horrible coach.
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I think that ended up tying the game, and that's how it ended, IIRC. Anyway, I get what your saying.
 
#72
#72
#1.Stomp Bama till the end of NCAA footbal. #2 Stomp Bama till end of NCAA football. #3 Get back home to good ole Rocky Top and away from all these ahole Yankees in Indiana.Ole Hank had it right when he said,'these peoplke never smile or say a word' in Dixie on my mind. You can wave and say hi to 100 people and maybe 5 will not look at you like you have the plague. I am from Jamestown,TENNESSEE and this place is like dying and going to hell. I miss my home so bad. I hope all yall realize how great we have it at home on Rocky Top. We have the greatest home on earth with the friendliest people and prettiest scenery. GO VOLS!
 
#73
#73
Well if we are getting crazy, I am redoing mine...

1. General Neyland's spirit continually haunts the coach of Alabama and Florida until they go mentally insane and are forced to resign after they are caught bathing in the blood of Elephants/Aligators.

2. Coach Butch Jones gets elected governor of Tennessee and wins the GOP candidacy in the year 2024 with a 4-point plan to improve the economy, healthcare, jobs, the middle class, and foreign affairs - all while continuing to coach Tennessee and eventually becomes the winningest college football coach in history.

3. Neyland stadium upgrades that include but are not limited to: 50k extra seats, seatbacks offered at no additional cost, free wifi throughout, horse trough taken out and actual urinals put in for the mens bathroom, flat screens showing the game above urinals, up to 10 random Vol fans (preferably alumni) get to run through the T with the team before each game, tacos, hot dogs, pizza, sodas, nachos and beer all no more than $3 a piece, parking is free...everywhere, better music played throughout each game along with the Pride playing more variety as well (still plenty of Rocky Top though of course), fans wearing opposing teams attire must pay added "taxes", Giant reverse jumbotron pointed towards the river for the Vol Navy....Anything else? Maybe this should have it's own thread...
 
#75
#75
I forgot one wish...John Ward and Bobby Denton(RIP) call every game,home and away,forever...
 
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