A hex on Tebow?

[gsvol]

Salem Witches Attempt To

Even the witches in Salem are getting in on “Tebowmania.” A group of them formed a circle Friday the 13th at high noon to “neutralize” Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow and, in their words, “heighten Tom Brady’s amazing energy and positive ‘mojo’” for Saturday’s Patriots-Broncos playoff game in Foxboro.

“Tebow is praying to the Gods, and we, the Witches of Salem will pray for the entire New England Patriots team and raise the energy in their honor to maximize an outstanding performance,” Salem Witch Lorelei said.

 

[milohimself]

So anybody rooting for the Pats is going to hell?

 

[OJ]

So anybody rooting for the Pats is going to hell?

No. Just the Witches.

 

[vollygirl]

No. Just the Witches.

Who would root for witches?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Who would root for witches?

Witches get stitches.


Hex on Tebow? interesting stuff.

 

[Il Principo]

I think it's kind of awesome that there are witches in Salem nowadays.

 

[milohimself]

No. Just the Witches.

Pretty sure the Bible says that's not cool though

 

[RespectTradition]

So anybody rooting for the Pats is going to hell?

Yes, but not cuz of the witches!

 

[bleedorange1983]

Seems to have worked.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Hail Satan!

 

[VOLatile]

Thank god for the witches, I had money on the Patriots.

 

[OJ]

Witches don't take no jive.

 

[MG1968]

lol at another over-hyped Florida quarterback failing to win the SB (or even make it to the SB)

 

[Burhead]

I guess witches and black magic are real.

 

[VOLatile]

Or God doesn't exist and if he does, cares not whether Tebow wins or not.

 

[Abe Hoffman]

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant : Well, she turned me into a Gingrich !
Sir Bedevere: A Gingrich ?
Peasant: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

 

[KiffinKiller]

no no. The Broncos losing was divine intervention. It works both ways people.

 

[volger]

BURN THEM ALL!!!!!!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g[/youtube]

 

[KiffinKiller]

so if she weighs the same as a duck....

 

[n_huffhines]

Seriously though, Tom Brady sold his soul.

 

[KiffinKiller]

i gladly accepted. I will make him cut his hair everyday.

 

[volinbham]

Or God doesn't exist and if he does, cares not whether Tebow wins or not.

To be fair, Tebow doesn't believe God cares about the game either and he isn't praying for God to influence the game or his performance.

 

[KiffinKiller]

To be fair, Tebow doesn't believe God cares about the game either and he isn't praying for God to influence the game or his performance.

but something like 45% of Americans believe divine intervention helped them win...sigh

 

[gsvol]

Not to fear Vollygirl!

Eli's coming.

I guess witches and black magic are real.

You don't think it carried over to voodoo the Saints do you.

 

[n_huffhines]

but something like 45% of Americans believe divine intervention helped them win...sigh

Truly?