A Poem for Nick Saban...

#9
#9
Really do not know why anyone would dislike Saban. It is not like he abandoned a football team when things were not going his way and then lie about it! Hell, why on Earth would anyone want to live in Miami if they can live in Tuscaloosa? Can't wait until the shoe is on the other foot, and he jumps ship! Really want to hear how much all the Bamers "luv dem sum Saban"
 
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#10
#10
I once met an elf named nick,
He was only as tall as a brick,
He stomped his feet,
Cause the size of his meat,
But it's still a sorry excuse for a d***.
 
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'twas a taping of Maury, and all through the portable house not a creature was stirring, not even Bertha, who just ate a mouse. Watching the TV with such a grin, waiting to find out her baby daddy was Jamie Lynn. Arm and arm they embraced each other. To everyone's surprise it was her brother. With his face wild eyed, he let out a loud roll tide.
 
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bamawriter said:
95% of you would kill a drifter if it would mean Saban would take over your team.
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The larger % of us has had all the Sabanators we can stand in Knoxville. You all keep him until he dumps on the tide like he did the Dolphins!
 
#20
#20
Screw saban I wouldn't want him hear I'd rather have Meyer personally he is just as good as saban and can turn a program around a lot faster!!! The only reason it would funny to get saban is to watch the banners cry and wine like little B****** like they did when Johnny manzel gave it to them raw!!!!!! And another thing bammer writer do you really think its smart to talk about this kinda stuff, remember what happend to the last bammer that did something with nuts ???? Yea I'm sure that's not his last tea bag that he will remember !!!!!!! Hahahaha :)
 
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