Sounds like a great plan.
You post reminds me of a friend of mine who told
me a story about an encounter he had once while
visiting India.
He was strolling about, taking in the sights, dressed
in sandals, Levi cutoffs and an old denim shirt with
the sleeves cut short and came upon a snake charmer
who had a rather large crowd gathered who were
tossing coins to him for the entertainment he was
providing.
My friend watched for a while and then made some
joke about the whole scene which didn't go over
very well. He learned later that they took their
snake charming rather seriously, almost, maybe
even very seriously to be a religious experience.
Everyone turned to look at him with glares, so he
just walked away but several were following him
and so he walked a bit faster and so did they, some
were pulling some rather dangerous looking knives
from their garments.
Soon he was running as fast as he could, (he had
once been a pretty good cross country runner) and
the crowd was in hot pursuit.
He gained a bit of a lead but made a wrong turn and
ended up on a dead ends street.
He started walking back but the crowd appeared at
the open end of the alley and so he took a running
jump and scaled a wall which had broken glass embedded
on the top and dropped down into a wonderful garden.
There was a very nice building there with some very
disguished looking people sitting about and so he went
over and sat at an unoccupied table on the veranda so
as to catch his breath a bit, stem some of the bleeding
from being cut by the glass and very soon a quite
nicely dressed native with turban came over and asked
if he could be of assistance.
My friend said; "Yes, I'd like a Chevis on the rocks."
The guy left but didn't come back with the drink,
instead two large Sikhs came over, each one
grabbing one of his arms, walked him through the
lobby and unceremoniously tossed him down the
front steps.
He turned and looked and it was the British Embassy
or some British mens club.
He was just glad none of the mob was in sight.
I suppose the moral of the story is; "Don't make fun
of snake charmers."