Alabama Jokes

[Orange-Blooded]

What do you call a virgin in Alabama?

An Orphan

 

[Special Ed]

Alabama is a joke that writes itself.

 

[VFL-82-JP]

What does the average Alabama student get on the SAT?

Drool.

 

[volbound1700]

This one always gets me...




I find it funny that missing teeth is a meme for rural areas when I have seen more people in urban areas without teeth (granted homeless or hobos) than I have ever seen in a rural region.

 

[reaperkyle]

 

[ptcarter]

What do Auburn fans and Alabama fans have in common?
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Neither went to school at Alabama

 

[Rocky Volboa]

How do you circumcises a boy in Alabama?




Kick his sister in the chin

 

[newyorkvol]

 

[LargeOrange1]

 

[coachchia]

What is the difference between the Atlanta Braves "Amanda Bama "A"...

The Bama "A"has a mullett...

 

[RTVFL89]

Did you hear about the Alabama Governor's mansion burning down? It almost took out the entire trailer park.

 

[Butch s]

What’s the difference between Bryant Denny stadium and a porcupine

Porcupine has 100,000 pricks on the outside

 

[Butch s]

What does a tornado and a alabama divorce have in common

Either one somebody is losing a trailer

 

[Ratvol]

The toothbrush was invented by a Bama fan. Any one else would have named it a teethbrush.

Go VOLS

 

[dobre_shunka]

 

[ftsandersvol]

Edit: Joke was just in too bad of taste for this site.

 

[cooterbob]

The Tennessee River couldn't stand inbred sewage from the Alabama natives it flowed north back to God's country

 

[Special Ed]

What is the difference between the Atlanta Braves "Amanda Bama "A"...

The Bama "A"has a mullett...

Who's Amanda Bama?

 

[VAVol85]

Edit: Joke was just in too bad of taste for this site.

Consider posting on tigerdroppings and providing us a link.

 

[HuntlandVolinColo]

What's 50 feet long and has 3 teeth?


The concession line at an Alabama game! lol

 

[VolDad1999]

What do you call a virgin in Alabama?

An Orphan

A girl who can run faster than her brothers and uncles.

 

[VolDad1999]

Why do birds fly upside-down over Alabama?
There's nothing worth "pooping" on.

 

[VolDad1999]

What's a pretty girl in Alabama?
A tourist.

 

[VolDad1999]

What do Alabaman's do on Halloween?
Pump-kin.

 

[OrangeInKy]

Jermaine Burton