Alabama Jokes

VolBricks · Oct 16, 2023

Forrest Gump was from Greenbow Alabama. Had a friend named LT Dan with no legs and knocked up his grade school sweetheart.

Vols1313 · Oct 16, 2023

Orange-Blooded said:
What do you call a virgin in Alabama?

An Orphan

Can you guys please show some class and not make fun of Bama? My brothercousin lives there

LargeOrange1 · Oct 16, 2023

A 6th grader from Alabama got into a fist fight with a 6th grader from Tennessee.

Who won?

The Alabama 6th grader...mainly because he's 18 years old.

number1volfanfrom76 · Oct 16, 2023

This is great! Don't stop...

TopDog4TN · Oct 16, 2023

number1volfanfrom76 said:
This is great! Don't stop...

what is "what the Alabama homecoming queen said to her brother"

Ill take common Alabama statements for 500 Alex.

Mr. Lofton · Oct 16, 2023

What's the best thing to come out of Alabama?

65 North

Putbacks · Oct 16, 2023

My friend from Alabama introduced me to his wife and cousin.
Her name is Deloris.

PowerT4me · Oct 17, 2023

Why can't the FBI close any cold cases in Alabama?
All the DNA is a match and there are no dental records to speak of.

feathersax · Oct 17, 2023

Well, Bammers just can't help it.

VOLstuckinKY2 · Oct 17, 2023

The University of Alabama's library burnt down. All three books were lost....sad thing is, two of them hadn't been colored in yet.

ptcarter · Oct 17, 2023

The words blurred are "shake hands with"

UnkieVol · Oct 17, 2023

A Tennessee fan walks into a bar in rural Alabama. As he sits down, he asks the bartender, "you wanna hear an Alabama joke?"

The bartender says to him, "before you tell this joke, just know that I'm carrying a knife, and I'm an Alabama fan. That guy sitting beside you is 6'5", 270 lbs and is an Alabama fan. The guy on the other side of you is a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu, and is an Alabama fan. You sure you want to tell this joke?"

The Tennessee fan responds, "No, I really don't want to have to explain it three times."