Alabama Sewer Rat Caption Gallery

[BeecherVol]

This thread is dedicated to one of our board members---tncrimsonman.

He never knew his papa growing up, so I thought we'd all look for his daddy.

Here's his mom---

Wanna take a guess at which creep impregnated her?

Alabama meets France: the two worst places on Earth come together to make this guy.

gross and a mime?

could any photo better sum up why we hate this smug prick? he can't even have a sip of water without coming across as pretentious.

when you think about Saban at night, Crimson Boy, is this his O-face?

maybe Crimson Boy's daddy was on the Alabama honor roll and did clever things like this?

maybe your parents didn't meet at a football game..maybe they met at a wrestling match?

maybe your mom prefers someone with a softer side and good values---

vomiting: a new form of contraceptive

hey hey hey...i'm with a creepy guy in mime paint and a skirt at a football game...awesome?

What kind of pagan god would answer the prayers of a guy with "rammer jammer" on his forearms?

Is it me, or is the Jammer tat spelled backwards?

 

[thehardknoxlife]

Is it me, or is the Jammer tat spelled backwards?

It's a Bama fan. It's to be expected.

 

[Tennessee Jack]

the Bama bra---

that is supposedly a real pic from outside a Gardendale, AL market.

 

[hohenfelsvol]

 

[AshG]

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Thanks to you, I just spent the last few minutes cleaning Mountain Dew off my screen. I need therapy now.

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Thanks to you, I just spent the last few minutes cleaning Mountain Dew off my screen. I need therapy now.

 

[smowkee]

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wow.......just wow!

 

[hohenfelsvol]

She's probably the granny of tattoo boy.

 

[VolinConcord]

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I love how the old dude is checking her out. :sick:

 

[BamaFossil]

Some of those are really good! I laughed out loud several times. Didn't recognize any of 'em though... :hi:

 

[RCKYT0P]

Funny thread...love the pics.

 

[checkerboards09]

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That is the funniest, yet sickest thing i have ever witnessed in my entire life, lmao!!!!!!:lolabove:

 

[TennesseePride]

I hate Alabama!!