Come now.
With UT's recent history, you guys will install a waterfall that has some kind of connection with Nick Saban. Then somewhere between 10 and 15 threads will be started telling everyone how that waterfall was critical to Saban's success.
Given that our waterfall is connected to our hot and cold tubs, if UT's waterfall is what you say it is, then Dooley should be commended for trying to improve the team's showering techniques.