Now see here 82_Vol, I want nothing to do with your dayum balls! Cotton swabbed and sterilized with Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan, Absolut, Beefeater London or anything else! The nerve!
You walked into that one, dude.
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dobre_shunka, the BYU game, liquor will be the problem. I used hang out with Mormons, or Latter Day Saints as they prefer to be called. And I can tell you they're just like other severe strictly raised folks. Meaning that more than a tiny fraction will imbibe and engage in, uh...other activities when they think they'll get away with it. Just ask Ashley Madsion, the Amish Rumspringa, or even the "caught" priests and pastors. So the BYU will have more than just Starbucks and Coca Cola. I've been around them in various situations.