Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

[WoodsmanVol]

Lauren and AOC at the same time bruh.

Brown sugar and rice, eh?

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Brown sugar and rice, eh?

Hell yeah brudda!

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

No commentary added here as it's plain to see why she's called dumb as a bag of rocks

 

[MG1968]

You MAGA's fascination with AOC means you covertly desire the hot Latina, Lauren Bobert's hand grip on your, well, you know. I know Ms. Cortez, so I'll put in a word for you to see if she's interested, though I know she's not. In which case, I suggest you try the blonde dumbshell, MTG.

Did she take your keys and call you a cab when you had one-too-many White Claws at her bar?

 

[WoodsmanVol]

Did she take your keys and call you a cab when you had one-too-many White Claws at her bar?

Naw, she took your keys and gave them to me. I handed them over to Empty Greene, who then used your backseat for adventures with Craig Ivey.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Naw, she took your keys and gave them to me. I handed them over to Empty Greene, who then used your backseat for adventures with Craig Ivey.

Sounds like something you picked up from the bus station’s nasty bathroom stall area while choking your chicken.

 

[WoodsmanVol]

Sounds like something you picked up from the bus station’s nasty bathroom stall area while choking your chicken.

No, I read about your keys adventures while reading your memoirs.

 

[MG1968]

Naw, she took your keys and gave them to me. I handed them over to Empty Greene, who then used your backseat for adventures with Craig Ivey.

Those weren’t my keys. Those were Biden’s. He was drinking his way to another aneurysm, but then he started sniffing and groping all the female patrons at the bar. I stepped in so AOC wouldn’t be accosted by ol’ Potato Head.

 

[VolTull]

I know Ms. Cortez, so I'll put in a word for you...

Cool.

She's growing up and into in her political role.

 

[volfanhill]

Lauren and AOC at the same time bruh.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

No, I read about your keys adventures while reading your memoirs.

LMAO … So lame.

 

[Carl Pickens]

No, I read about your keys adventures while reading your memoirs.

While you were having a sleepover with Barney Frank

 

[WoodsmanVol]

Those weren’t my keys. Those were Biden’s. He was drinking his way to another aneurysm, but then he started sniffing and groping all the female patrons at the bar. I stepped in so AOC wouldn’t be accosted by ol’ Potato Head.

If they weren't your keys, why was your engraved on them? Your burning pants are showing, bub.

 

[WoodsmanVol]

Cool.

She's growing up and into in her political role.

Her response was NO THANKS, cause among other negatives, you're growing down.

 

[WoodsmanVol]

While you were having a sleepover with Barney Frank

No, I was with Ciara Princess Wilson. She made sure I was nowhere near you and your sleepover adventures with Bradley Jay Little.

Well boys, I see you're back to your wolf pack gang tackling ways. Thanks for showing me once again why I started playing with you toys in the forum. Instead of futilely trying or imagining, trying to have a true discussion with you on anything. But you are all entertaining, that's for sure. Carry on, I'll await a new opportunity to play with you. You always provide some form of fun.

 

[rekinhavoc]

Lauren and AOC at the same time bruh.

The next morning....
I'm pregnant.
Where and when are we getting married Pepperjax?
Can I borrow your debit card? I'm going to get the ring you want me to have.
Could you clean out some drawers and clear off the bathroom vanity?
Your friends are weird. You need new friends. @volfanhill just wants to date me.
Oh you may want to start taking Valtrex.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

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The next morning....
I'm pregnant.
Where and when are we getting married Pepperjax?
Can I borrow your debit card? I'm going to get the ring you want me to have.
Could you clean out some drawers and clear off the bathroom vanity?
Your friends are weird. You need new friends. @volfanhill just wants to date me.
Oh you may want to start taking Valtrex.

Luckily “pepperjax” is a government generated alias.

 

[rekinhavoc]

Luckily “pepperjax” is a government generated alias.

She looks like one of those " I would find you" chicks.



For the record I would let Isla Fisher find me .

 

[MG1968]

If they weren't your keys, why was your engraved on them? Your burning pants are showing, bub.

Speaking of being FOS, who here is claiming to know AOC?

 

[WoodsmanVol]

Speaking of being FOS, who here is claiming to know AOC?

You know her too. Next question.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

 

[MG1968]

You know her too. Next question.

Only in the biblical sense. Why do you think her teeth are so crooked now?

 

[headhunter15]

You can bet she runs in 2028. Hopefully America has had enough of progressives by then.

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

No commentary added here as it's plain to see why she's called dumb as a bag of rocks

She's not dumb. She knows exactly what she's doing. She knows exactly who to pitch her particular brand of communism to and she does it like a seasoned pro. She is herpes.

 

[85SugarVol]

Cool.

She's growing up and into in her political role.

Oh wow. We found a fan.