Am I going Crazy?

#26
#26
Dude! Im from Florida and every woman I meet I draw the line right away. She is told before she has the chance that she'll be wearing UT gear before this is over.

My track record is worth pointing out. Im single.
 
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#31
OP..unless she makes your every desire come true in the bedroom and the living room and the back porch, and the hot tub and the car...you get the idea....life is too short....dump her!
 
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Pump Guy said:
Actually, it was an incredible experience. That day, it was not a Tennessee/Auburn thing, it was about a common hatred of Alabama.
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Im married to an Auburn fan. It’s generally the only thing we agree on during football season. She didn’t speak to me for several days last fall.

It was magical
 
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#34
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white65 said:
I'm dating a Florida fan :oops:

And she says shes gonna make me wear Florida stuff :eek:o_O:eek:
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Well kiddo...Here's some advice from someone who has seen a lot in life......There are a LOT of fish in the sea...You can do better...Plus putting on anything Florida gator related is an automatic VOL card deletion...You will be banished to SEC football hell for selling your soul.
 
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white65 said:
I'm dating a Florida fan :oops:

And she says shes gonna make me wear Florida stuff :eek:o_O:eek:
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Okay, first of all, it's a little weird that you felt the need to make a thread announcing that you are dating a woman. I would hope this would not be such a noteworthy event. Beyond that, I would just remind you that there are a lot of fish in the sea, as they say. Watch out for the gators whilst you continue fishing for them.
 
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GlockVol said:
OP..unless she makes your every desire come true in the bedroom and the living room and the back porch, and the hot tub and the car...you get the idea....life is too short....dump her!
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Pffft... she’s gonna “MAKE” him wear gator gear. If he does it, he better get ready to grab his ankles ‘cause she’s gonna be driving the bus for the duration of this ride.
 
#37
#37
Okay, so here’s what you do:

Next time you’re having intimate relations, pause in the middle of the act and say, “Hey look, I’m wearing Florida stuff.”
 
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GlockVol said:
OP..unless she makes your every desire come true in the bedroom and the living room and the back porch, and the hot tub and the car...you get the idea....life is too short....dump her!
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I was going to say the same thing but with a lot less words and directly to the point.
 
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white65 said:
I'm dating a Florida fan :oops:

And she says shes gonna make me wear Florida stuff :eek:o_O:eek:
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I dated a UF fan for a weekend during football season. Three days was all I could take of her.
 
#48
#48
I'm so glad I married a Vol and don't have to worry about all of this crap. One of life's true blessings.
 
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Pump Guy said:
Actually, it was an incredible experience. That day, it was not a Tennessee/Auburn thing, it was about a common hatred of Alabama.
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Yep. I have nothing against Auburn or their fans...lots of common ground there. Shared hatred of both Alabama and Georgia, very similar-type programs in terms of tradition and history, and since the start of divisional play we don't play often enough for there to be a real rivalry between us.
 
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#50
#50
Speaking from experience, this scenario does not end well.

Good luck.
 
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