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vollygirl said:
I keep him updated, so he's good with it. :)

The pants are back as soon as there is a press conference announcing Jon Gruden as the next Head Coach of the University of Tennessee Volunteers.

If it doesn't happen, I'm sprinkling the ashes over Rocky Top.
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if it isn't Gruden, you should auction them off to raise money fir the next coach's buyout....
 
#28
#28
Haha yep my girlfriend is ready to shoot me. I try to tell her things from here but she's like I don't care. So I just call my buddy and it makes her even more mad. Then she says i dont pay attention or talk to her or something like that. I'm like I was trying to talk to you about it but u won't listen lol. Then gruden is on the news and she's like ugh I hope he don't come I'm sick of his name

Girlfriends....they'll never get it
 
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TomahawkVol said:
Haha yep my girlfriend is ready to shoot me. I try to tell her things from here but she's like I don't care. So I just call my buddy and it makes her even more mad. Then she says i dont pay attention or talk to her or something like that. I'm like I was trying to talk to you about it but u won't listen lol. Then gruden is on the news and she's like ugh I hope he don't come I'm sick of his name

Girlfriends....they'll never get it
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As long as she stays a girlfriend you're good....
 
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Wife has been very understanding. She knows that I bleed orange and get a little obsessed at times. She says she would have loved to do her master's thesis on the study of passionate sports fans. She would love to understand the psyche behind the passion for one's team and how we all get so emotionally involved.

But at any rate, when she actually wants my attention, she knows how to get me to put down the phone. ;)
 
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bcartervol98 said:
I cannot count the number if times my wife says a long paragraph of words to hear the reply "what baby?" after I finally realized she was talking? Last night she got my attention in a special way, didn't see me posting much huh? LOL
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Haha same situation at my house. She understands my obsession though, and, like you said, knows how to redirect my attention.
 
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vollygirl said:
Thankful I don't have this problem.
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I'm sure you could use one though...


Up every morning a quarter to six, Put on the coffee and wake up the kids, For fifteen minutes I'm a short order cook, And then I face the mirror to see how I look, And I look a little tired

But the clock says seven and it's time to go, I fight the traffic and it's moving slow, It's hard to be a mama when you're working too, Sometimes I wonder how I make it through, But I do, I always do

I need a wife, I need another me in my life, A little help so I could have some time for myself, Someone to do something nice for me, Maybe wash the dishes while I watch TV, I think I know what's missing in my life, Oh, I need a wife

I've got a good man and he does his part, And I love him with all of my heart, But there's some things a man can't do, And it all comes down on you know who, You know who, ain't it true

I need a wife, I need another me in my life, OH! A little help so I could have some time for myself, Someone to do something nice for me, Maybe wash the dishes while I watch TV, I think I know what's missing in my life, Oh, I need a wife

I know it sounds crazy but that's how I feel, Wouldn't it be nice to come home once, To a home cooked meal, oh yeah-ah

OH! I need a wife, I need another me in my life, I need a wife, Yeah - I need a wife, Oh-oh
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vollygirl said:
I keep him updated, so he's good with it. :)

The pants are back as soon as there is a press conference announcing Jon Gruden as the next Head Coach of the University of Tennessee Volunteers.

If it doesn't happen, I'm sprinkling the ashes over Rocky Top.
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Noooooooo. We may need the shakers to help us out of a nonGruden Depression.
 
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My GF: "What do you keep looking at on your phone?"

Me: "Just rumors about who UT's next coach will be, hoping it's Gruden"

My GF: "Oh cool, let me know what you find out"

I'm so glad she bleeds orange like I do.
 
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#39
This thread makes me sad and leaves me yearning for more.

I guess I will just have to stick with my endless string of casual relationships filled with meaningless sex to get by.
 
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JonGrudensAgent said:
This thread makes me sad and leaves me yearning for more.

I guess I will just have to stick with my endless string of casual relationships filled with meaningless sex to get by.
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Translation: sitting home alone fapping to Cinemax after hours.
 
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JonGrudensAgent said:
This thread makes me sad and leaves me yearning for more.

I guess I will just have to stick with my endless string of casual relationships filled with meaningless sex to get by.
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You don't know what you're missing. I got one since she was 18 and she's 31 now. We don't argue anymore, she's my best friend, she cooks great, is a great mother and forgave me of my stupidity long ago. Having someone to love and grow old with is UNDER rated now days.

She's a great vol fan as well.
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Diceman said:
My GF: "What do you keep looking at on your phone?"

Me: "Just rumors about who UT's next coach will be, hoping it's Gruden"

My GF: "Oh cool, let me know what you find out"

I'm so glad she bleeds orange like I do.
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my wife asks me every night if there's anything new. Sadly she'll probably know before me
 
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#48
I sometimes hear "pay attention to me, you spend more time on there than talking to me" or "you love VN more than me." But then she also wants to know what I'm finding out at the same time haha. I've told her from middle of summer to February get used to it, spring time I cut it back.
 
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SolidRockGolf said:
You don't know what you're missing. I got one since she was 18 and she's 31 now. We don't argue anymore, she's my best friend, she cooks great, is a great mother and forgave me of my stupidity long ago. Having someone to love and grow old with is UNDER rated now days.

She's a great vol fan as well.
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Mines not a football fan at all but after 11 years i fully realize the meaning of the term "outkicked coverage".... The fact that she's really hot helps, but after seeing your picture you know this already....
 
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#50
Were all in the same boat. I hear the same things. Word for word.They dont understand that we luvem but have loved Tn.foofball just a littlle longer.Hell most of us saw our first vols game at an age we thought girls were gross and had cooties.
 
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