Fat and ugly
I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not, but I will say this: Kate Upton has slowly gained weight over the years to the point where she's a little overweight for my "6.0 5 star dream girl" I'm king of the world fantasy land. Of course I would have relations with her if she wanted (I have better odds of being the victim of a shark attack while crossing the Sahara desert than for Kate or any girl remotely close to her in terms of attractiveness to even give me the time of day) but she's no Alex Morgan or Brooklyn Decker in my book.
I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not, but I will say this: Kate Upton has slowly gained weight over the years to the point where she's a little overweight for my "6.0 5 star dream girl" I'm king of the world fantasy land. Of course I would have relations with her if she wanted (I have better odds of being the victim of a shark attack while crossing the Sahara desert than for Kate or any girl remotely close to her in terms of attractiveness to even give me the time of day) but she's no Alex Morgan or Brooklyn Decker in my book.
I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not, but I will say this: Kate Upton has slowly gained weight over the years to the point where she's a little overweight for my "6.0 5 star dream girl" I'm king of the world fantasy land. Of course I would have relations with her if she wanted (I have better odds of being the victim of a shark attack while crossing the Sahara desert than for Kate or any girl remotely close to her in terms of attractiveness to even give me the time of day) but she's no Alex Morgan or Brooklyn Decker in my book.
I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not, but I will say this: Kate Upton has slowly gained weight over the years to the point where she's a little overweight for my "6.0 5 star dream girl" I'm king of the world fantasy land. Of course I would have relations with her if she wanted (I have better odds of being the victim of a shark attack while crossing the Sahara desert than for Kate or any girl remotely close to her in terms of attractiveness to even give me the time of day) but she's no Alex Morgan or Brooklyn Decker in my book.
I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not, but I will say this: Kate Upton has slowly gained weight over the years to the point where she's a little overweight for my "6.0 5 star dream girl" I'm king of the world fantasy land. Of course I would have relations with her if she wanted (I have better odds of being the victim of a shark attack while crossing the Sahara desert than for Kate or any girl remotely close to her in terms of attractiveness to even give me the time of day) but she's no Alex Morgan or Brooklyn Decker in my book.