Another woman auctioning offer her virginity

[alexmanu]

If Erin is butt ugly your woman must be smokin!

What I would do to Erin, dude, if people could see my thoughts I'd be locked up.

 

[Tux]

Erin's nose looks like a witch's nose. Sure she has big knockers and long legs, but I could not stand looking at that nose and listing to her shrill voice.

 

[alexmanu]

Erin's nose looks like a witch's nose. Sure she has big knockers and long legs, but I could not stand looking at that nose and listing to her shrill voice.

Big nostrils means they are oral specialists in my experience.

 

[g8terh8ter_eric]

Show me the Car Fax!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Please show me a picture of your wife/girlfriend.

Tux's response to this says all that needs to be said.

 

[govols/cc]

Erin's nose looks like a witch's nose. Sure she has big knockers and long legs, but I could not stand looking at that nose and listing to her shrill voice.

So you're a virgin?

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Would be hilarious if the winning bid was an undercover vice cop.
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[VolAllen]

Tux's response to this says all that needs to be said.

I'm so glad you acknowledged this haha

 

[Weezer]

No matter what, you always pay for it, just not always in cash. But no way am I paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for a girl's virginity. But hey, if you have the cash and want to pay that much for bad sex, then whatever. I don't judge.

 

[allvol123]

No way someone with morals loose enough to charge for something like this is still a virgin at 28.

When I was in Atlanta one time I saw some newspaper ads for plastic surgery that essentially restore a woman's vagina. Not sure how or what they do, but looked like something that would catch on.

 

[Dave1967]

Erin's nose looks like a witch's nose. Sure she has big knockers and long legs, but I could not stand looking at that nose and listing to her shrill voice.

Yike's you've got some hellaciously high standards!hmy:

 

[amazingGRACE]

EA: *walks in tux's room, lays on the bed butt booty naked* "hey tux are ya gonna give me some of that D or not"

Tux: "sorry Erin your nose just isn't doing it for me & that voice is just so shrill"


Yeah okay...

 

[ainge10heisman]

"They say you are a snuff queen
Honey, I don't think that's true
So why don't we get drunk an' screw?
Yeah, now, baby, I say
Why don't we get drunk an' screw?"

 

[vols_fan_68]

When I was in Atlanta one time I saw some newspaper ads for plastic surgery that essentially restore a woman's vagina. Not sure how or what they do, but looked like something that would catch on.

I think they stick a ham in it and pull the bone out

 

[RollinVol]

When I was in Atlanta one time I saw some newspaper ads for plastic surgery that essentially restore a woman's vagina. Not sure how or what they do, but looked like something that would catch on.

It actually has with Muslim women. That way it won't be shameful towards the family.

 

[wilrob75]

Do you get a refund if you find out she lied?

 

[ainge10heisman]

Do you get a refund if you find out she lied?

They should since its being treated as a legal business transaction between two parties.

 

[orangebloodgmc]

I kinda hope she doesn't go with the Serbian bidder. She may never be heard from again.

 

[orangebloodgmc]

Erin's nose looks like a witch's nose. Sure she has big knockers and long legs, but I could not stand looking at that nose and listing to her shrill voice.

shrill nasal whiny yankee voice

 

[Teetfeeler]

Erin's nose looks like a witch's nose. Sure she has big knockers and long legs, but I could not stand looking at that nose and listing to her shrill voice.

Just think of it as a gag guard!

 

[Dudleys87]

She better be happy with a coke an a smile...

 

[orangeluvr]

28 and a college student? She's not a virgin.

Yep, she could be lying, that hymen is by now a tail light.

 

[VolsNSkinsFan]

The bidding got over $800k and she has reportedly backed out of the deal