Are you a sociopath? (Not serious)

[LouderVol]

Ok what are some funny things to ask to see if your date is normal?

I used to have three good ones, but I have forgotten one, so figured I would see what volnation comes up with.

1. What direction does the new toilet paper go? Over is the only right answer.

2. How do you make your cereal? Only right answer is dry first, then wet. Bonus points for bowl first.

3?????? And its bugging the heck out of me that I cant remember.

Not pick up lines, or true ice breakers, just something to break up the "get to know you" bland questions.

 

[joevol33]

Who is your favorite football team?

 

[NorCalVol67]

Who is your favorite football team?

So Tiffany’s answer made you want to marry her right away?

 

[joevol33]

So Tiffany’s answer made you want to marry her right away?

Bite me!!

 

[LouderVol]

How many alarms do you set for the morning? If it's more than 1 the relationship is not lasting.

 

[joevol33]

How many alarms do you set for the morning? If it's more than 1 the relationship is not lasting.

I have 4, but my wife is awake before me

 

[LouderVol]

I have 4, but my wife is awake before me

This would be a legit reason for me to kill someone.

 

[kiddiedoc]

Random, but I had a kid tell me today that she eats ranch dressing on her eggs. I couldn't help but think that there would be a story about her on the news one day.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

You on top or me?

 

[kiddiedoc]

You on top or me?

Only two options? Maybe you're the crazy one...

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Only two options? Maybe you're the crazy one...

May be blonde, dont wanna overwhelm her mind with too many choices..

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

Random, but I had a kid tell me today that she eats ranch dressing on her eggs. I couldn't help but think that there would be a story about her on the news one day.

When I was a kid I ate my screwed eggs with pancake syrup. Looking back I wonder wtf was wrong with me.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

When I was a kid I ate my screwed eggs with pancake syrup. Looking back I wonder wtf was wrong with me.

Pancake syrup is the least of your concerns if you are screwing your eggs....

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

Pancake syrup is the least of your concerns if you are screwing your eggs....

Sorry, my phone has a filthy mind.

 

[sona]

Ask if they can tickle themselves. If yes, they are likely Schizophrenic.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Do you pee in the shower was the correct answer for #3.

 

[kiddiedoc]

Do you pee in the shower was the correct answer for #3.

What's the correct answer? Asking for a friend.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

What's the correct answer? Asking for a friend.

Yes

 

[Tin Man]

What is the flight velocity of an unladen sparrow?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

What's the correct answer? Asking for a friend.

You have to buy me dinner first.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

4th and a yard. Pass or run?

 

[utvolpj]

If you have little kids then TP has to go under or you'll be re-rolling it often

 

[YankeeVol]

What is the flight velocity of an unladen sparrow?

African or European?

 

[CubsFanTN]

What is the flight velocity of an unladen sparrow?

 

[LouderVol]

Ok what are some funny things to ask to see if your date is normal?

I used to have three good ones, but I have forgotten one, so figured I would see what volnation comes up with.

1. What direction does the new toilet paper go? Over is the only right answer.

2. How do you make your cereal? Only right answer is dry first, then wet. Bonus points for bowl first.

3?????? And its bugging the heck out of me that I cant remember.

Not pick up lines, or true ice breakers, just something to break up the "get to know you" bland questions.

Remembered what it was:

How do you pronounce "gif"?

Jif or gif