Arian Foster vs a Wild Wolf

#53
#53
All he has to do is when the wolf try's to bite him is to stick his arm down the wolf's throat and pull out his *ss hole out through his mouth. Fight over. Simple. He should definitely try it.
 
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#54
#54
VolBricks said:
All he has to do is when the wolf try's to bite him is to stick his arm down the wolf's throat and pull out his *ss hole out through his mouth. Fight over. Simple. He should definitely try it.
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Why is this in blue font? That was my solution from the beginning.
 
#56
#56
Wolves have been bringing down animals 10-20 times their size for thousands of years. But yeah, Foster's figured it out. He should go to one of those K-9 training schools and show them how to do it. All I know is when they turn the dog loose on Cops the suspect is crying for his momma pretty quick.
 
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#58
#58
So he gets no tools, right? (As in not a stick, torch haha)

Trying to think how well you could defend yourself with your feet. They wolf is probably too fast/quick, but if you could kick him upside the head a few times, would probably slow him down

Would like to see it though
 
#59
#59
Here is a training video for Mr. Foster. Keep in mind this is the welterweight division. Once he wins this division, he can move on to wolves.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q85DqtZmCE[/youtube]
 
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malinoisvol said:
Here is a training video for Mr. Foster. Keep in mind this is the welterweight division. Once he wins this division, he can move on to wolves.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q85DqtZmCE[/youtube]
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It might be absurd to think you can beat a wolf, but...

The first clip the guy was already tired from sprinting from police cars and he wasn't trying to fight the dog, he was running away from it with 4 cops right there.

The second clip, the guy was managing the dog well before he got tazed.

Third clip the guy never tried to fight the dog.

Same with 4th clip.

Same with 5th clip.

I stopped watching there. These aren't really a valid comparison.
 
#62
#62
Taco eating, pterodactyl speaking, wolf fighting nut job.

He's building quite a legacy with stupid comments.
 
#64
#64
Wolf would go all Macgruber throat ripping on AF

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0iumyAGVOY[/youtube]
 
#65
#65
While Arian is trying his asinine out about grabbing the decoy wolf by the neck..the other ones are just about to rip his hamstrings out from behind..
 
#69
#69
Foster attempts to launch himself at Wolf, his roid ravaged hamstring tendons tear and he goes down. Wolf lays back down on a big rock sunning itself and scratching at fleas.

Wolf by TKO: 6 seconds.
 
#70
#70
First to use the twitter share feature (besides Freak testing it)

[twitter]https://twitter.com/ringer/status/854415714278457344[/twitter]
 
#71
#71
VolnJC said:
My theory always was, no matter how big or fast, if I could get someone on the ground, I could beat their azz...I don't think that would apply to a wolf though...pretty sure one would **** me up so bad that even dental records wouldn't help with the identification....guy I used to work with helped run a wolf sanctuary in Sevier County and had one as a pet

Wolf PAWS 'Positive Awareness Wolf-dog Sanctuary' in Dandridge TN
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This Wolf PAWS thing is the greatest thing I've seen all day. That's amazing. I need to donate


As for Arian, I expect to see him on Dancing with the Stars soon. He can't get much lower.
 
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