Ask TheFallGuy Tech questions

[BigOrangeMojo]

My 5 star performance is already locked in

5* performance = 3% raise...

 

[theFallGuy]

Your boss liked the videos of you, Souce and the farm animals?

Who woh, don't attribute me to @joevol33 videos

 

[theFallGuy]

5* performance = 3% raise...

Which means nothing with inflation

 

[theFallGuy]

3 martini lunch today

 

[Souce]

This thread is useless!

 

[PEPPERJAX]

This thread is useless!

Initially I had a glimmer of hope that I would receive some solid IT advice then that hope quickly diminished because I remembered TFG is dumber than $hit.

 

[Souce]

OH LAWDDDD!!!!!!!

 

[NorCalVol67]

I am useless!

 

[theFallGuy]

This thread is useless!

Endzone Complaint Box

 

[theFallGuy]

Initially I had a glimmer of hope that I would receive some solid IT advice then that hope quickly diminished because I remembered TFG is dumber than $hit.

You are too technically illiterate to help so I gave up

 

[Souce]

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[PEPPERJAX]

This thread is useless!

Now do your questions thread.

 

[volfanbill]

You are too technically illiterate to help so I gave up

Just sat through a two hour Teams meeting about my military job (my real one, not this sh***y Recruiting one) and a good thirty minutes was spent on not being able to relay our technical knowledge into layman’s terms. Not surprised to know you can’t either.

 

[VolInNorthCack]

I'm not here to fix your SQL queries buddy

That's what I thought. This guy is a faker IT guy! Reporting you to IANA.

 

[Souce]

That's what I thought. This guy is a faker IT guy! Reporting you to IANA.

I already told u fuggers....all he does is replenish the printers when they run out of paper. That's the extent of his "IT" knowledge.

 

[theFallGuy]

I already told u fuggers....all he does is replenish the printers when they run out of paper. That's the extent of his "IT" knowledge.

Why don't you try answering some questions in your 1 star thread fugger!

 

[NorCalVol67]

Our WMS system is down, how do I plug it in?

 

[theFallGuy]

Our WMS system is down, how do I plug it in?

throw it out the window

 

[theFallGuy]

Let me place you hold with our delightful new hold music

 

[VolNExile]

Let me place you hold with our delightful new hold music

Well, that should certainly reduce the number of people on hold.

 

[VolInNorthCack]

Our WMS system is down, how do I plug it in?

Warehouse Management System? That is an Apex application. I would make sure the Apex system is up and no ports are being blocked. But would need more information to go on, like IP addresses, your user name and password... etc.

 

[theFallGuy]

Warehouse Management System? That is an Apex application. I would make sure the Apex system is up and no ports are being blocked. But would need more information to go on, like IP addresses, your user name and password... etc.

Hello sir it appears your PayPal account is locked. Please supply your username and password to me.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Warehouse Management System? That is an Apex application. I would make sure the Apex system is up and no ports are being blocked. But would need more information to go on, like IP addresses, your user name and password... etc.

Do you need my social security number also?

 

[VolNExile]

Warehouse Management System? That is an Apex application. I would make sure the Apex system is up and no ports are being blocked. But would need more information to go on, like IP addresses, your user name and password... etc.

Do you need my social security number also?

You forgot date of birth. SMH

 

[joevol33]

You forgot date of birth. SMH

In his defense, he's probably drunk and can't remember it.