Atlanta Braves Thread (Fredi-free Edition)

[LotteryPick]

Kyle Mueller getting bored now:

3 IP, 1 hit, no runs, no bb's, 6 k's

 

[TBrown]

That's a sure retirement plan.

Better than social security

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Prince Fielder likely to retire.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

In related news, Ian kinsler has 21 dongs and hitting .296

 

[TBrown]

In more related news, the rangers are in the playoffs and the tigers are not

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

In more related news, the rangers are in the playoffs and the tigers are not

Far out. Just imagine where they'd be with Kinsler, brother.

 

[TBrown]

Far out. Just imagine where they'd be with Kinsler, brother.

They have a second baseman with 21 dongs and an embarrassment of riches in the middle INF.

 

[TBrown]

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[005]

There is a lefty power hitter on the market if Texas needs one...

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Close your eyes and imagine knuckle dragger Mitch Moreland on the bench and Ian Kinsler on first. Hot damn, what a lineup.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

There is a lefty power hitter on the market if Texas needs one...

Wonder if Vince Young bats on the left side?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Guys after much self deliberation I'm come to this conclusion: we need to sign ARod.

 

[Regulator]

Guys after much self deliberation I'm come to this conclusion: we need to sign ARod.

Absolutely. RH power. Gold Glove at 3B. Phenomenal teammate and person.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

If they want to put some butts in the bleachers for the remainder of the season I sign him in a jiffy

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

If they want to put some butts in the bleachers for the remainder of the season I sign him in a jiffy

Id rather sign Tebow.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Id rather sign Tebow.

Now you're just being silly

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

Ledecky is a machine

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Ledecky is a machine

She's good, Im ready to see Phelps though.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

20

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

Phelps also a machine.

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

I love that he dominated that LeClos character.

 

[TBrown]

If they want to put some butts in the bleachers for the remainder of the season I sign him in a jiffy

4 dongs from 700

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

I love that he dominated that LeClos character.

And he didn't even medal lol.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Phelps also a machine.

He's going for 21 later tonight.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

4 dongs from 700

4 dongs from 700.