Atlanta Braves Thread (I HURT MYSELF TODAY TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL)

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Don't worry GWN it's on wheat bread

 

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Did you enjoy reading about the game in the newspaper this morning with your cup of coffee and bran filled cereal of choice?

Watched until halftime, but shamefully, I'll admit I quit watching because I just knew we would blow it.

 

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In fairness, he was probably reading about it while wearing a voluminous orange robe and plush Smokey slippers.

Man I wish I was this cool. Smokey slippers especially.

 

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Firehouse turkey bacon ranch all in the spot

That's my favorite. I pretty much order it everytime and regret it when I don't. Not that the others are bad by any stretch but that's near perfection.

 

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Also miss a hard copy newspaper. Smart phones make everything better while ruining everything.

 

[AV_12]

We get to see Demeritte and Ozzie in a few weeks with the big club.

 

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(BARKS LIKE A DAWG)

Jameis Winston vs. Marcus Mariota: Mariota won 2016. Here's why. | Tampa Bay Times

 

[Vercingetorix]

Also miss a hard copy newspaper. Smart phones make everything better while ruining everything.

Cup of black coffee and a physical newspaper is still the greatest way to start the day there ever will be. I took it completely for granted. Assumed that's the way people would live forever.

 

[Vercingetorix]

Man I wish I was this cool. Smokey slippers especially.

Little Miss Verc has a pretty badass pair but I haven't seen them in a grownup size.

 

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Cup of black coffee and a physical newspaper is still the greatest way to start the day there ever will be. I took it completely for granted. Assumed that's the way people would live forever.

Worse yet, sports writing use to be an art. Columnists, beat writers use to be poets. Now the majority are mouth breathers who throw s hit for clicks.

 

[Escape Goat]

(BARKS LIKE A DAWG)

Jameis Winston vs. Marcus Mariota: Mariota won 2016. Here's why. | Tampa Bay Times

Thanks for posting

 

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Thanks for posting

You're welcome, Goat. It was my pleasure!

 

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Are we certain Vince Carter isn't one of the top 5 best athletes OAT in professional sports? From a pure physical athletic standpoint aka not skill in other sports outside of basketball.

 

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We are about to have a RB drafted in the first round of the NFL draft that spent the majority of his career getting 5 touches a game behind a team cancer that isn't even playing football and averaged less than 4.5 (not sure and don't feel like looking it up but it's gotta be lower) yards a pop

 

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So barves it hurts

 

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We are about to have a RB drafted in the first round of the NFL draft that spent the majority of his career getting 5 touches a game behind a team cancer that isn't even playing football and averaged less than 4.5 (not sure and don't feel like looking it up but it's gotta be lower) yards a pop

Gimme a B
Gimme a U
Gimme a T
Gimme a C
Gimme a H

Gimme a J
Gimme a ....

 

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double post

 

[AV_12]

We are about to have a RB drafted in the first round of the NFL draft that spent the majority of his career getting 5 touches a game behind a team cancer that isn't even playing football and averaged less than 4.5 (not sure and don't feel like looking it up but it's gotta be lower) yards a pop

And JK gonna go ham next year. Smh

 

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When the Bucs draft OJ Howard-Joe Mixon and sign Terrelle Pryor 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

[GAVol]

We are about to have a RB drafted in the first round of the NFL draft that spent the majority of his career getting 5 touches a game behind a team cancer that isn't even playing football and averaged less than 4.5 (not sure and don't feel like looking it up but it's gotta be lower) yards a pop

Iit's hard to figure, but Butch Jones probably inadvertently did Kamara a huge favor. He got just enough touches to audition for the NFL yet doesn't have near the wear and tear a lot of other RBs have.

 

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Iit's hard to figure, but Butch Jones probably inadvertently did Kamara a huge favor. He got just enough touches to audition for the NFL yet doesn't have near the wear and tear a lot of other RBs have.

That's one way to look at

He totally screwed himself, the players, and fans in the process though and I'm willing to bet Kamara would have liked to touch the ball many more times himself.

 

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So barves it hurts

3 weeks until pitchers and catchers report?

 

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Aw hell the ol skeeter bat signal finally paid off

 

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Acuna checking in at 36 on Keith Law's list

 

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Acuna checking in at 36 on Keith Law's list

Keith is feeling him some bravos.