Atlanta Braves Thread - The "John Hart/ John Coppollela da real MVPs" Edition

[GreatWhiteNorth]

Worst fight of all time.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Worst fight of all time.

Her fights always suck.

 

[Mr_Henley]

Her fights always suck.

As if it's her fault. Give her competition worth a **** and it will be entertaining.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Yep. Playoff hockey is sort of the worst thing that humanity has ever come up with.

Bingo. It's absolutely nothing for am 8 seed to out a 1 seed. Nothing for an 8 seed to win the Cup anymore.

 

[Mr_Henley]

I remember two years ago when the final game was done I felt like I had been hit by a truck.

 

[AV_12]

We've seen about 1,000 ABs. He's an automatic out.

Can't wait to watch EY JR. Instead 👍

 

[AV_12]

Hope Perez turns out to be decent, but EY is the new Constanza in Fred's eyes


Perez would have to really play well to beat that bum out

 

[Wickman]

Found this in my grandparents storage. Thought it was cool

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Is that a Georgia Bulldog throw, bro?


I'm crushed.

 

[Wickman]

Is that a Georgia Bulldog throw, bro?


I'm crushed.

It's my grandparents on my mom's side. They're from Tucker, GA. Dawg fans

 

[Vercingetorix]

I took a giant crap in Tucker, Georgia this very afternoon

 

[Wickman]

I took a giant crap in Tucker, Georgia this very afternoon

Did Jr write a book about it?

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Did Jr write a book about it?

Lol

 

[Vercingetorix]

No but later he told an attractive girl at the pub about it. Little bastard.

 

[Wickman]

Ha damn. I guess he hasn't learned pick-up lines 101 by Verc yet

 

[005]

"It's my grandparents' on my mom's side."

-Benji justifying all of his Alabama stuff

 

[Wickman]

Brown, or anyone else:

I'm going to Memphis in May and need to know where to stay that's safe, but convenient in location (if possible). Downtown is completely booked so that's not an option unfortunately.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

"It's my grandparents' on my mom's side."

-Benji justifying all of his Alabama stuff

True story

 

[Vercingetorix]

Ha damn. I guess he hasn't learned pick-up lines 101 by Verc yet

He threw me under the bus trying to make her laugh, which would be a straight a-hole move if he weren't 10 years old. He's got awhile to learn though.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

It's my grandparents on my mom's side. They're from Tucker, GA. Dawg fans

I dont want to sound too insensitive, but it may be time to put them in a home.. Because they ain't thinkin right.

 

[TBrown]

Brown, or anyone else:

I'm going to Memphis in May and need to know where to stay that's safe, but convenient in location (if possible). Downtown is completely booked so that's not an option unfortunately.

How many people?

 

[Dave1967]

First game of spring training today the Braves play the Mets at 1:05. I wish the game was on radio or online.

 

[TBrown]

First game of spring training today the Braves play the Mets at 1:05. I wish the game was on radio or online.

Not until Wednesday, Dave

 

[TBrown]

AL Dynasty team this far in order I picked them:
Xander Bogaerts, George Springer, Yordano Ventura, Kyle Seager, Jason Kipnis

Add Wieters, Salazar, Gausman, Buxton, Souza to the list

 

[Weezy]

I'll just leave this here and walk away. I don't expect it to surprise anyone.

28. Atlanta Braves

The rotation will feature five talented starters, all of them 27 or younger … and that’s about it as far as any reasons for optimism in Atlanta go. Other than first baseman Freddie Freeman, the lineup lacks any above-average hitters, so the pitching staff probably won’t propel the Braves’ overall 2015 performance anywhere beyond “below-average.” Want to bet on the worst offense in baseball? Give me the Braves; you can have the field.

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