Atlanta Braves Thread - The "John Hart/ John Coppollela da real MVPs" Edition

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If Simmons would be more patient, he could give you 15-20 bombs because he has pop



Just smashed one
 
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Disconcerting news today with a German plane going down. Air travel is still our safest means of transportation, but this pounds home the fact that any plane can go down at any point. I can't arrogantly dismiss it like the Malaysian incidents.

70-92 this year.
 
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Deputy Fife said:
Disconcerting news today with a German plane going down. Air travel is still our safest means of transportation, but this pounds home the fact that any plane can go down at any point. I can't arrogantly dismiss it like the Malaysian incidents.

70-92 this year.
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Anything can happen at any time. Plane, car, bus, walking. It doesn't matter.
 
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Deputy Fife said:
Disconcerting news today with a German plane going down. Air travel is still our safest means of transportation, but this pounds home the fact that any plane can go down at any point. I can't arrogantly dismiss it like the Malaysian incidents.

70-92 this year.
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One of the most depressing posts in Braves Thread history.
 
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I've been on one jury and was glad I was there. The prosecutor had lost his mind and was going after a convenience store clerk guy for murder .... after he himself had been shot and was returning fire. It was ludicrous.
 
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GAVol said:
I've been on one jury and was glad I was there. The prosecutor had lost his mind and was going after a convenience store clerk guy for murder .... after he himself had been shot and was returning fire. It was ludicrous.
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Oh wow, this is civil unfortunately. I would prefer criminal.
 
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Scotty's Flat Top said:
<---- got picked to serve as a juror. Will go all week and into next. Fantastic.
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I feel like it's not a matter of if but when I'll be called upon myself, so I've formulated a simple plan:

I'll stop by Goodwill for some jorts and a Dale Jr. shirt and proceed to inform the entire courthouse of my "views," namely my distrust of scientific evidence, reliance on infallible eyewitness testimony, and sincere belief in the virtues of a theocratic justice system.

"But, but, you can't do that!" Why not? They can't read my mind, and nothing I do will be out of the ordinary for where I live. What if someone should know me you ask? Who's to say I couldn't have changed my beliefs, you know, a divine conversion.
 
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Deputy Fife said:
I feel like it's not a matter of if but when I'll be called upon myself, so I've formulated a simple plan:

I'll stop by Goodwill for some jorts and a Dale Jr. shirt and proceed to inform the entire courthouse of my "views," namely my distrust of scientific evidence, reliance on infallible eyewitness testimony, and sincere belief in the virtues of a theocratic justice system.

"But, but, you can't do that!" Why not? They can't read my mind, and nothing I do will be out of the ordinary for where I live. What if someone should know me you ask? Who's to say I couldn't have changed my beliefs, you know, a divine conversion.
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Seems to me this is a poorly kept secret. There were several in pretty much the same attire during selection. Needless to say, they left early.
 
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