Atlanta Braves Thread - The "John Hart/ John Coppollela da real MVPs" Edition

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Snider staying healthy and playing would help immensely. Obviously trout Harper betts is a blast. Idk what to expect from Miller.

I love Tanak
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Miller has had a pretty good spring, and aside from last season, he's always put up solid numbers. And last year, he was decent from June through the remainder of the season. He was $3 towards the end when I was low on funds. I wanted Simmons, but he went for $5 when I only had $4 available.

Snider was another $1 late pick. Plenty of replacement-level retreads still in the free agent pool if he doesn't work out.
 
#8,877
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Going back to Alabama on Monday, gentlemen. Gas station chicken livers coming right up. I'm a little worried about the barbecue though. No telling what the red team state will throw at you.

Last time I was down there the whole world was Full Gruden. It was a simpler, more innocent time. As though everyone on earth believed in Santa Claus.
 
#8,878
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Vercingetorix said:
Going back to Alabama on Monday, gentlemen. Gas station chicken livers coming right up. I'm a little worried about the barbecue though. No telling what the red team state will throw at you.

Last time I was down there the whole world was Full Gruden. It was a simpler, more innocent time. As though everyone on earth believed in Santa Claus.
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Is that the no Internet or cable place or was that somewhere else?
 
#8,879
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Ah yes, thanks for asking. The Terrible Internet, No Cable TV place is my mother-in-law's house, up in Johnson City. We're going to visit her sister next week (so my wife's aunt) who lives south of Mobile down near Dauphin Island. Last time we were there everything sucked except for 1) the gas station chicken livers, and 2) she had incredible wifi. Faster than I have at home. I'm gonna fall on my face and cry if I get down there and she's downgraded her service.
 
#8,880
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Vercingetorix said:
Ah yes, thanks for asking. The Terrible Internet, No Cable TV place is my mother-in-law's house, up in Johnson City. We're going to visit her sister next week (so my wife's aunt) who lives south of Mobile down near Dauphin Island. Last time we were there everything sucked except for 1) the gas station chicken livers, and 2) she had incredible wifi. Faster than I have at home. I'm gonna fall on my face and cry if I get down there and she's downgraded her service.
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Haha, good luck. Surely she wouldn't downgrade. (knock on wood)
 
#8,881
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My mother in law used to have good internet service and then she decided it was a waste of money and switched to the cheapest possible plan. I don't trust old ladies who live by themselves to have the right priorities about telecommunications services. I'd rather have the plumbing go out than be without decent internet.
 
#8,882
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Vercingetorix said:
My mother in law used to have good internet service and then she decided it was a waste of money and switched to the cheapest possible plan. I don't trust old ladies who live by themselves to have the right priorities about telecommunications services. I'd rather have the plumbing go out than be without decent internet.
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I can see your point about old ladies living alone, neither of my grandmothers have internet. But give me plumbing over internet any day lol. I can always use my phone as a hotspot.
 
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Friend of mine had a blood clot in his leg last year. He ended up okay, but apparently came perilously close to having his leg amputated. Somehow he and I got to discussing whether, if you had to pick one, you'd rather lose one of your legs or never be able to use the internet again at all. Let's just say we agreed.
 
#8,884
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Vercingetorix said:
Friend of mine had a blood clot in his leg last year. He ended up okay, but apparently came perilously close to having his leg amputated. Somehow he and I got to discussing whether, if you had to pick one, you'd rather lose one of your legs or never be able to use the internet again at all. Let's just say we agreed.
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Internet over a leg? Put me in the "i wanna keep my legs" column.
 
#8,885
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He and are both curious guys who like to read everything. The internet is the greatest tool for the human mind ever created. That killer from South Africa did pretty well with a prosthesis; surely I could manage to hobble around.
 
#8,886
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It is pretty amusing to imagine Ben in an Internet porn-free world though. Combing through National Geographic hoping for taint shots.
 
#8,889
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Vercingetorix said:
Going back to Alabama on Monday, gentlemen. Gas station chicken livers coming right up. I'm a little worried about the barbecue though. No telling what the red team state will throw at you.

Last time I was down there the whole world was Full Gruden. It was a simpler, more innocent time. As though everyone on earth believed in Santa Claus.
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RIP Verc
 
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