If Alabama sucks, does the English language even have a fitting word for where Tennessee is currently at?
Uh oh. You just had the same thought as a Bammer. I don't know if that requires a few Hail Marys, but at the very least I assume you'll want to wash your hands.
I do that from time to time. I find myself thinking about marrying my sister. It only happens while I'm driving through Alabama - honestly. I head for the state line as quickly as possible and the images disappear.
I don't live in Alabama. Haven't since I was 4. But, I head there several times a year. The thought process you described never came to me. So I'm going to assume that this is a personal problem that you should look into, rather than blaming it on geography.
You've suppressed it. We understand. I'd seek counseling. It's you're only hope.
I see humor is lost on you. Seriously, seek counseling.
Oh I knew you were joking. You tried to knock the people of Alabama by claiming to have incestuous thoughts. That's not a route I would personally go, but I certainly know what you were trying to do.
Have a good day, bud. And say "Hi" to your sister for me.
As a whole, I definitely think Tennessee fans are more mature than this and would not engage in anything other than social media trash talk over losing a player from east Tennessee. However, Aaron Douglas and his parents probably would have taken some considerable grief over his transfer to Alabama had he not died...Though I don't remember Harrison Smith being harassed and Vonn Bell really wasn't that bad either...Maybe I just feel this way because we don't produce that many prospects?
This.
And while this thread is about Auburn fans, I don't want anyone to think that I'm singling them out. This kind of behavior happens everywhere, and it's freaking sick.
If you get bent out of shape about where a 17 or 18 year old kid decides to play football, then you have a problem.
If you are following high schoolers on Twitter, then you have a problem.
If you believe a kid's choice of college is worth slinging insults at him, damaging his parents' livelihood, or wishing him injury or any other misfortune, then you have a problem.