Bad jokes. Dad jokes and whatnot

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#701
Firebirdparts said:
An old Pilot sat down in Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca’s, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot – what about you?’
She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’
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A little boy was sitting on a sidewalk crying. A old man came up to the little boy and asked, why are you crying. The little boy said, I can’t do what the big boys do. So the old man sat down and cried too.

If a rabbit’s front legs are doing a hundert miles an hour, what’s its back legs doing.?

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loggervol said:
A little boy was sitting on a sidewalk crying. A old man came up to the little boy and asked, why are you crying. The little boy said, I can’t do what the big boys do. So the old man sat down and cried too.

If a rabbit’s front legs are doing a hundert miles an hour, what’s its back legs doing.?

Hauling a$$
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