Bad jokes. Dad jokes and whatnot

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Billy’s fishing w grandpa
GrandpA opens a beer
Billy says can I have one
Grandpa say I don’t know does your
Winky touch your ahole
Billy says no
Grandpa say no sorry
Grandpa fires a cigarette up
Billy says can I have one
Grandpa says does your winky
Touch your a hole
Billy says no
Grandpa says sorry billy no
Billy opens some chips
Grandpa say can I have some
Billy says does your winky touch your
Ahole
Grandpa smiles and says yes it does
Billy says good go f@&k yourself
These are mine

 

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Horses have the lowest divorce rates. It’s because they’re in stable relationships

 

[GVF]

Did you hear the one about the skunk turned comedian?







He stunk up the stage....

 

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Souce and TFG are actually brothers, and growing up they saved up and bought a boat. There was no water around them, and Souce was determined to use it, so he pulled it out to the field. TFG came by and saw him out there in the field, in the boat, with a fishing pole. He got mad, and told Souce "see, this is why people think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd swim out there and whoop your butt".

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@theFallGuy

 

[GordonC]

Souce and TFG are actually brothers, and growing up they saved up and bought a boat. There was no water around them, and Souce was determined to use it, so he pulled it out to the field. TFG came by and saw him out there in the field, in the boat, with a fishing pole. He got mad, and told Souce "see, this is why people think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd swim out there and whoop your butt".

@Souce
@theFallGuy

 

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