Bad jokes. Dad jokes and whatnot

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[joevol33]

Nicki Minaj just rapping about @joevol33's sister in law.

 

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Thalidomide Morrissette

 

[VolFaninFla]

Did you hear about the two monocles who got together and made a spectacle of themselves?

 

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I *think* that’s a pic of a Ukrainian medic group, but still a great meme.

 

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Catholic Dog
Muldoon lived alone in the lrish countryside with only a pet dog for
company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest
and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the
poor creature?
Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal
in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no
tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature
Muldoon said, I'Il go right away Father
Do ya think €5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?
Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell
me the dog was Catholic?

 

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