Battle of Columbia in Columbia…no not that one, the other one: #23 Missouri (7-2) vs #22 South Carolina (6-3) (4:15PM ET, SEC Network)

[TrueOrange]

TD SC on the first play after the break. 6 yard TD pass. 14-6 SC with 1:57 left in the half.

 

[TrueOrange]

South Carolina’s getting the ball back with 1:40 left in the half. They might score again.

 

[Delmar]

I look forward to making fun of whoever loses.

And seeing what utter stupidity both will utter no matter who wins or loses. You know it’s coming from both of them either way it goes.

 

[GiveHim6InSC]

I am glad of 2 things:
1) DitchWitch is getting his fanny kicked
2) The Vols don’t play SCjr this year. They’re playing with their hair on fire

 

[C-south]

Mizzou defense is horrible.

 

[TrueOrange]

And boom just like that 38-yard TD pass. 21-6 SC with 39 seconds.

Boy when Missouri goes down this year, goes down hard and in flames like the Hindenburg

 

[Voljayton]

Cook with the sweet football flips. Good job

 

[TrueOrange]

Dang Missouri didn’t want to give the kicker a chance to miss another FG? 21-6 South Carolina at halftime.

(If you saw that score at halftime and thought “Boy, Missouri must have been turning the ball over to South Carolina…you’d be wrong. 0 turnovers by the Tiger side, 1 turnover by the Gamecock side that only led to a missed 49 yard FG)

 

[TrueOrange]

I now yield descriptions about any actual occurrences in the rest of this game to instead post gifs that accurately depict the 2024 Missouri Tigers playing the ranked teams they’ve faced:

 

[tomq_123]

Is is raining or did in rain in Columbia? Field is usually trash, but looks every worse than normal.

 

[feathersax]

Dang Missouri didn’t want to give the kicker a chance to miss another FG? 21-6 South Carolina at halftime.

(If you saw that score at halftime and thought “Boy, Missouri must have been turning the ball over to South Carolina…you’d be wrong. 0 turnovers by the Tiger side, 1 turnover by the Gamecock side that only led to a missed 49 yard FG)

Living up to their legacy, eh?

 

[KoachKrab127]

I now yield descriptions about any actual occurrences in the rest of this game to instead post gifs that accurately depict the 2024 Missouri Tigers playing the ranked teams they’ve faced:


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I really miss 2000s GIFs…

 

[C-south]

Is is raining or did in rain in Columbia? Field is usually trash, but looks every worse than normal.

After they beat a ranked A&M they thought they had won the natty. Then they proceeded to destroy the field, bushes, etc. They were missing chunks of turf where people took pocket knives out and carved out some sod. They don’t get to celebrate often.

 

[tomq_123]

After they beat a ranked A&M they thought they had won the natty. Then they proceeded to destroy the field, bushes, etc. They were missing chunks of turf where people took pocket knives out and carved out some sod. They don’t get to celebrate often.

What about the rest of the field? They make $100million plus from the sec and their field is always crap.

 

[C-south]

What about the rest of the field? They make $100million plus from the sec and their field is always crap.

It is in the middle of a fairground and the area (at least use to) looks like a map off of call of duty.

 

[Buzzbait]

It is in the middle of a fairground and the area (at least use to) looks like a map off of call of duty.

Yep, a Cotton Bowl take without the history

 

[utchs81]

Beamer gonna give this away.

 

[C-south]

Beamer gonna give this away.

Love it

 

[C-south]

They called targeting then said it wasn’t so what was the flag for? It wasn’t a late hit.

 

[mackievol]

They should make this game interesting. Loser coach gets fired in the middle of the field after the game

 

[Proud Army Wife]

I hate SC but need them to pull this one out. Frick Mizzou.

 

[UT_Tix79]

South Carolina takes the lead 27-22. 5 mins left

 

[mackievol]

Drink a fifth is down to the last lucky charm

 

[mackievol]

Oh you gotta be kidding me what the hell

 

[UT_Tix79]

Wow, TD Missouri with 1:10 left