# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Bill Adama.
# Bill Adama doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Bill Adama has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Bill Adama.
# Bill Adama does not sleep. He waits.
# Bill Adama is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right fists.
# Bill Adama is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
# Bill Adama counted to infinity - twice.
# When Bill Adama does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Galactica down. In space.
# Bill Adama is so fast, he can run around the galactica and punch himself in the back of the head.
# Bill Adama’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
# There is no such thing as global warming. Bill Adama was cold, so he turned the sun up.
# Bill Adama can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Bill Adama doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
# Bill Adama gave Mona Lisa that smile.
# Bill Adama can slam a revolving door.
# Bill Adama does not get frostbite. Bill Adama bites frost
# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Battlestar Galactica marathon on Satellite TV.
# Contrary to popular belief, Caprica is not a democracy, it is an Adamatorship.