Best Comedies of All Time

#51
#51
vols kick balls said:
I didn't think the movie was that funny but the bartender at the beginning of the movie is hilarious.

"Make like a tree and get the F*** out of here." Haha.
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Of course the movie isn't supposed to be a comedy, but there is some great humor in it.
Especially with some good exchanges like these:

Connor: [picking out weapons and gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.
Murphy: Absolutely. What are ya, insane?
Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Murphy: What?
Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?
Connor: No, I'm serious.
Murphy: Me too. That's stupid. Name one thing you gonna need a rope for.
Connor: You don't f****n' know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.
Murphy: What's this 'they' s**t? This isn't a movie.
Connor: Oh, right.
[picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag]
Connor: Is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right. Get your stupid f****n' rope.
Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. There's a rope right there.

******

[the two brothers are in an airshaft and getting a bit uncomfortable]
Murphy: Where the f are you going?
Connor: Shhh. I f****g hearin' some s**t out here.
Murphy: Ahh, f*** you! I'm sweatin' my ass off draggin' your f****n' rope around. Must weigh thirty pounds.
Connor: Shhh. We are doing some serious s**t here, now get a f****g hold of yourself!
Murphy: Oh, f you! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us f****g lost!
Connor: Would you f****g shut it?
[taps him on the head with his flash light, and both brothers start fighting in the air vent until it gives way]
Connor: You mother- Jesus f****g Christ!
Murphy: Oh, s**t!
[the vents give way]

*****

Connor: Okay, Roc...
[Connor looks at him and laughs; his mask is badly put on]
Rocco: What? You guys got masks.
Murphy: You look like Mush Mouth from Fat Albert.
[as they keep giggling, Rocco takes his mask off]
Rocco: Fine! F it. When we're done, she can ID me. I don't care. Just trying to be professional, but nooooo...
Connor: It looks fine!
Rocco: F it.
Connor: Now shut the f up, you look good. Put it on! You look f***n' scary, man!
[Rocco puts his mask on, again badly]
Connor: [trying not to laugh] Now Roc, are you sure that you're obee-kay-bee?
 
#52
#52
MG1968 said:
Christmas Vacation
The Blues Brothers
Stripes
O' Brother Where Art Thou
Uncle Buck
Sixteen Candles
Kung Fu Hustle
Ghostbusters
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Rat Race
Cold Turkey
The Jerk
Hot Shots 1 and Deux
A Knight's Tale
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I have talked with more than a few people who did not find it funny but most of them are not too far removed from the types of characters in the movie.... personally i found it funny.
 
#53
#53
A few additions

Two from Woody Allen: What's up Tiger Lilly and Take the Money and Run.

Old School: It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World and A Night at the Opera.

Weed-based: Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke and Next Movie; Half-Baked

No category: Gumball Rally
 
#54
#54
Here's a brief clip from What's Up Tiger Lilly. Basically, it's a Japanese spy movie with completely new dialogue added -- it's kinda like Mystery Science Theater 3000 but the actual dialogue (and story) of the movie were changed.

YouTube - What s up, Tiger Lily?
 
#55
#55
It's not really a comedy, but Snatch had some pretty funny scenes.
 
#61
#61
tennessee98 said:
IMO, I have to say American Pie...the 1st one. Love all 3though.
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Never have I heard an audience laugh so hard as I did when I went and saw this the first time in the theater. I missed a few lines of dialogue more than a couple of times because the audience was still laughing from the previous sight gag and/or punchline.
 
#64
#64
I've got three that haven't been mentioned.....


Funny Farm, Summer Rental, and Canadian Bacon.

Planes, Trains, & Automobiles is one of my favorites.
 
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